It’s like that saying, “a watched pot never boils”. Things only happen when you’re not watching an internet.
this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2024
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News just dropped that a billionaire is missing at sea. Not joking, that fucker probably drowned. Thank you for your fitness comrade!!
The name of the fucking boat was "Bayesian" too. Bazinga billionaires are even worse 
I was thinking about Jeff Bezos as I ran. Getting closer and closer.
British tech entrepreneur Mike Lynch reportedly missing after yacht sinks off Sicily
The name of that ship? The Bayesian.
The Bayesian
Too perfect, p-values ~~through the roof~~ exactly 0.5
God doesn't play dice, but he sure jokes a lot
comrade has the ~~lathe~~ treadmill of heaven
Post hog, ergo propter hog.
Post hog, helicopter hog
Well you done gon for a run and now you REgon
RE:RE:RE:gon (funny!)
Run along the San Andreas fault line so Escape From LA can happen.
Run backward along the fault so Bad Day LA can happen
What happens if I run sideways?
Become crab
Try running backwards and see if someone gets resurrected
juche necromancy secrets revealed
TYFYS
Oh shit oh fuck
Is your old handle taking a break? I was worried after you didn't come back from your last run. Don't do that! 
I clicked delete account, I do that once in a while to clean house, but it was the first time I'd done it on this one and now "delete" actually means deleted.
If I stop posting then its just because I am in a better place (mentally) though, so don't worry too much. Either that or I've been turned into a newt, which is also good.
Ok! I guess with my own mind state i overthought your old handles final post 'I'm going for a loong run' 'stay safe' the longer it was that you were gone. I even creeped your history to check on you, sorry bout the overreactin
I can see how that could be interpreted that way, but if I were to do anything like that, then I wouldn't post about it. I don't want to cause others harm, and that could impact a lot of people
New bit idea: we make a new live-action Deathnote for Netflix and we replace the book with MC Ride running montages.
Basically what Yu Gi Oh! 5Ds did with motorbikes and card games
You got Phil Donahue this run. 
or was he an okay dude?
He pioneered daytime talk shows and his was the first to include audience participation in the late 1960s with The Phil Donahue Show. I didn't know about this but he did a series of Citizens' Summits with the USSR, which seems like a good thing since the NYTimes hates it in that link.
Maybe not that bad a guy, just the only newsworthy thing announced since your run when I looked.
If you're doing this alternatingly with two accounts, does that count as John Woo-style dual wielding? 
the posting equivalent probably. I accidentally my previous account because "delete account" now does what it says 
Only after having made this did I realise RE:gon would be even better 
Thought you were gonna hit me with the ncis scene of the internet dual-wielding two feds on one keyboard
I kind of wish I did now. 
I was trying to show the immediate seconds after pressing the "delete account" button. 
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Cool
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
SHADDUP
~~noooooooooooo, not Linda Yaccarino!!~~ oh right, Susan Wocjkijcjcikji
I think Stephen Fry has a story of generations of his family going to some theatre and American presidents getting assassinated.
I didn't know Stephen Fry was related to Robert E Lee
Run you glorious bastard.