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Trump shot, Biden retired, Youtube-CEO dead, resignation of the president of Columbia University: All these things happened when I went for a run. I am now going for another. (hexbear.net)

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I also went for a run on august 6th this year and on the 22nd of november 1963.

All these things happened as a direct result of my running, this much is obvious. I don't know how my legs are linked to the politics of the US, but I hope to understand my powers some day soon. Also Chris Dorner was briefly resurrected when I hit the gym last week (they found his gun). It seems my thighs quench life and my biceps bring it forth.

Last time I went for a long run (managed to be my longest yet at 13k!) This time I am going for a short 5k. I hope to be able to do it in under 22 minutes (when I was at my peak I could do it just under 18 minutes!) We will see if it is time, distance or speed that determines this.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ok! I guess with my own mind state i overthought your old handles final post 'I'm going for a loong run' 'stay safe' the longer it was that you were gone. I even creeped your history to check on you, sorry bout the overreactin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I can see how that could be interpreted that way, but if I were to do anything like that, then I wouldn't post about it. I don't want to cause others harm, and that could impact a lot of people