welp looks I'm about to go fight in the sword & sorcery version of the 30 years war

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

how's life now?

its completely over

Which game? Cuz I'm in the Roblox platforms.... tis like roaming neither on Heaven, Hell nor Earth

Huh, should I played a Hoyoverse game?

Edit: nevermind, I'm in Humans Vs Zombies...

Not a p2w person, if yer wonderin'...

Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap. I'll just hang out at the cafe in town and chat up that blonde chick.

I don't want to be in fucking league of legends, ew

I am now a Pokemon in Explorers of Sky. Given that there aren't (m)any humans in the PMD universe for some reason, I wouldn't have to worry about being captured and would probably have a good time for the most part.

If I become the Pokemon I was started with, I'm a Mudkip with my Chimchar partner.

I’m a sexy/badass cat girl with a pet fox who just beat an Elvis impersonator to death. Life is pretty good, I’d say.

Stellaris playing as Avali commies, so pretty good i think.

Narrowly avoided a bullet there though since previously i was playing EK2 and was in the middle of series of wars waged for Cyrodiil between obese cannibal Bosmer conqueror, Orsimer kingdom of Falkreath, nearly united Colovia, for some reason Tribunal Temple, and a massive Ayleid reconquista.

HoI4 with the Millenium Dawn mod, so I guess I'm just living in the news thread

boutta be a pokémon master

Death to America

I am now an undying space lich in the service of the Last City, and I'm really praying I ended up one of the Hunters so I can spend long stretches of time fucked off from the Last City.

I only play genderswap wish fulfillment light novels so that would be kind of ideal for me...

life is laggy

I'm stuck in a tiny, dimly lit, wooden, bric-a-brac filled room with a creepy weirdo I can't quite see in the gloom who makes me play card games with disturbingly disproportionately high stakes. The cards occasionally speak to me. They do not say encouraging things.

I was playing Destiny of an Emperor II. I'm beyond fucked because I don't speak Mandarin and Lu Bu is on the loose just fucking shit up left and right.

i'm about to be harry dubois and i'm not happy about it

Divinity original sin's world isn't so bad, assuming the heroes do their job and don't let the time dragon eat spacetime.

I am climbing up the pits of hell chained to 3 other dumbasses trying to reach salvation while a demented baby devil berates us.

We fall again.

Kenshi

Load your crossbows, the fogmen cometh

I was in the Mountaintops of the Giants in Elden Ring, so...yeah, I'm fuckin' dead meat. If only I'd booted up Pokémon TCG 2 yesterday when I thought about it.

It's 2000 and I'm fighting Dean Malenko for the Wwf light heavyweight championship belt

I'm in Rimworld. I don't think this going to be very much fun.

Thank Christ I'm a top level paladin in Balders Gate. I'm gonna run this city!...for justice and all that shit

I've been going back and forth between Hades and TOTK. Thankfully I'll be waking up in the Tanagar Canyon and exploring the Forgotten Temple trying to figure out what happened to the Mother Goddess statue. Probably find a shrine of two to solve along the way too.

I wake up in an eerie apartment. I'm holding a colt detective special with 3 rounds in it. Confused I walk out the door and down the stairs..I am bathed in a blue light that quickly flashes yellow with a sharp digital chirp. Before I figure out where the light is coming from I'm shot to death by a turret...

I wake up in an eerie construction site. I'm holding a Glock 17. The magazine I'm holding in my other hand has 5 rounds in it. I holster the Glock and shot myself in the leg bleeding out quickly...

I wake up in an eerie hospital devoid of life. I'm holding a Hi-Point C9....

It's bad here folks in the world of Receiver

I am the Warrior of Light in FF14, post Endwalker. I guess so long as game mechanics still apply and I get to respawn, this is a very sweet deal.

Fallout New Vegas at the beginning... this is gonna be gud!

signalis, would've of been guild wars 2 if I wasn't waiting for the new expansion. space gdr!

I have way way way too many cookies. I wouldn't know what to do with 3.2 trillion cookies to begin with, but that's my production per second. I guess run for the hills and hope cookie mountain crushes all records of who owns what that could implicate me in the cookie disaster of 2024.

Factorio? Well I mean I already play it way to much. As long as there's updates and mods I'm set.

Tech billionaires created a rogue AI that made our robot slaves fight back. Then a bunch of cops and soldiers formed a paramilitary vigilante group that invaded other nations and conducted corporate espionage in the name of a rules based world order. Then they were banned because their members became corrupt and started working for personal gain. Now they're all back in action because the liberal world government failed to suppress the slave robot uprising. My day-to-day is being terrorized in the town's square because the vigilantes and anti-heroes are fighting on my subway platform.

It'll be either Elden Ring, Dark Souls 3 or Dota 2 (depending on what I was playing before bed)

Honestly, could be worse.