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[-] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

Going by the demographic that stops me to talk about my car, the Subaru Baja is the most lesbian vehicle in existence.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Idk, the Impreza is probably the straightest Subaru

[-] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Until you factor in all the "brojobs" that have taken place in them...

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Hell yeah

chanting

BRO JOB! BRO JOB! BRO JOB! BRO JOB!

[-] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

The Mazda Miata is gay for sure

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

But cute and fun enough that us straight folks love it too.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

I don't know, I prefer public trans-it

[-] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

my car, it frequently has a man inside of it

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Is this from Escape from LA?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Escape From New York. It's The Duke's main car.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Red 2002 subaru outback

[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

I will always park my Miata next to other miatas if i see one so i can take a picture of them being cute and gay together

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

That's really cute

[-] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

1956 Oldsmobile rocket 88 V8

Source: regular car reviews

Tho I'm confident his source was made-it-the-fuck-up

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That was always my favorite car in Midtown Madness 2...

edit: idk if anyone else remembers this, but there was this skyscraper with some funky geometry (I think in the SF map) where driving into it at just the right angle with the Audi TT would let you drive straight up the building. God, I spent so many hours in MM2 just screwing around in free roam, what a great little game

[-] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I remember that game. It was fun.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

but it sounds just like titty

[-] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

I have to tell people to stop photographing my car.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Is it ok to buy a 2010 Chevrolet Spark as the first car? And what is the fair price for one in good condition? Thanks.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

No idea, I saw this one in the wild but I don't know anything about it or the owner. This is not my car and I wouldn't post it even with the licence plate covered!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

All of them

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Well you see there are boy cars like Lightning McQueen or Mater and there are girl cars like Sally Carrera or Flo.
A car is gay when a boy car is attracted to another boy car or a girl car is attracted to another girl car.
No there's no such thing as nonbinary cars.
That's ridiculous.
Of course all cars have a gender.
What world do you think we live in?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Of course all cars have a gender.

The german language rn: squidward-nochill

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Neuter gender is still gender

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Fuck, thought it was agender

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Mitsuoka Motors is a Japanese custom coachbuilder that sells some of the gayest cars that can be acquired. They're so good.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

All the cars in Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift.

Clown cars, they're just full of dudes.

Any large SUV with four-wheel-drive that doesn't see use, but its in a closeted way. Same goes for Pick-Ups and Harley Davidson's but it's got even more repressed energy.

For some reason almost all the dudes I know with forklift cert are bi or gay, but then again most of the dudes I know are bi or gay so... I'm still gonna say forklifts are gay and you can't stop me.

The general Lee is gay as hell.

The Toyota Corolla is mom-coded though. Don't ask me why, but it is.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Mitsubishi Eclipse Convertible

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Prius is actually cisgendered and heterosexualised

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The fact none of you have said Fiat 500 is astounding. Both the older and rebooted version

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Honda Civic i-think-that

[-] Travelator 5 points 11 months ago

Enormous Ford "Super Duty" pickup, which oddly enough is factually synonymous with "giant piece of shit".

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

This but JD Vance is the driver:

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