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[–] [email protected] 112 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Name them after lawmakers who gut environmental regulations.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some of them take pride in destroying our world and would love this.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shit, I forgot they have no shame.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

For politicians, all publicity is good publicity.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

That would be almost the same list

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'd prefer to name them after oil company executives.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

i prefer to name my bullets after oil ex… i mean after mythical creatures.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

heatwave wael.

yeah it does roll off the tongue.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

thousand yard stare

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The BP Heat Spill has a great ring to it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

The great BP DP.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oil companies are creatures of hell

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

And destructive

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

When will the Siemens heatwave end?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Let them pay for damages.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Now that's smart marketing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

While I appreciate the sentiment, as PT Barnum once said “there’s no such thing as bad publicity.”

Of all the companies out there, oil companies are the ones least in need of free publicity!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Instead of trusting PT, let's try it anyway. Millennial are sure gonna feel it more

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Alternatively:

Blaming consumers for buying products made with oil

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Blaming oil companies for selling products people buy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

We would run out of names