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i am losing my mind

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago

To any nonreligious parents who disapproved, he offered this advice: “Tell the child not to look at it.”

They are dabbing on us.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Other potential posters include quotes from former Supreme Court Chief Justice John Marshall and Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Lin-Manuel Miranda and MLK are basically the same.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

you can't spell Lyrikal Mirakle without M L K.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

Should have had Spider-Man and Spongebob.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

Should have put Gambit on there

At least he's cajun

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Man, I would have gotten in so much trouble in High School trying to tare them down and rip them up.

Or drawn a pentagram on them.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

It's some weird gesture at centrism lol. "We have the 10 commandments, the liberals get the people they idolize."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ten (Duel) Commandments

This is good for gun violence. amerikkka-clap

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sir, I demand satisfaction!

Will you duel me or are you a coward?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Glove slap! Baby, glove slap!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

"Speaking at the news conference Monday, Gov. Landry, a Republican, defended the Louisiana statute by saying “majority rules” and arguing it did not favor any one religion. "

Surely he is for dissolving the electoral college and letting us directly vote then right?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

I believe this is the “synthesis” part of dialectics

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

You claim the right can't meme, but then they go and pull something like this.... and totally redeem themselves

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Normal theocracy things lmao

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

stupidest people on earth

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

To any nonreligious parents who disapproved, he offered this advice: “Tell the child not to look at it.”

I think they're misunderstanding the turn the other cheek thing

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

10 crack commandments

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Ginsburg is on it because she didn't retire under Obama so that she could die under Trump and screw us all?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

One interesting thing about Elon allowing the r-slur to fly on Twitter, is seeing how often it now gets used to describe stuff like this and the people supporting it.