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[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I hate that these morons have co-opted both the Gadsden flag and tiki torches. Goddamn tiki torches.

Can't have shit in America anymore.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

morons: "don't tread on me!!!"

also morons: "stop living your life the way YOU want instead of the way I want!!!"

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

"Don't tread on me; let me instead tread on you."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Eh, I don't think they're especially missed unless Hawaiians have stopped using them too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

It's hard being a white male fire juggler in a post Unite the Reich rally world. Can't buy tiki fuel without getting weird looks anymore

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I must be out of the loop. How did they co-opt tiki torches?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

See the top left image in the panel. Goobers were marching with tiki torches shouting "you will not replace us" if I remember correctly

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Yeah, but it isn't a thing though right? I have like a dozen in my backyard and I don't want to start getting dirty looks from my neighbours...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

As long as you don’t march around with any lit ones I think you’re fine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Like a weirdo.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's not. They can't have my mosquito repelling tiki torches any more than they can have my Punisher or my cowboy boots.

Those ignorant-ass weirdos can keep their fucking ear diapers though.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Unless you also display a traitor's flag or have runic tattoos you're probably fine

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

As long as they're stationary in the ground, you're fine. Just don't walk around with a lit one.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

They chanted "Jews will not replace us!". But Trump "loves" Jewish people and thought there were good people "on both sides".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Tiki torches used to be for bug protection (like citronella candles), but because the KKK used to march with torches and these morons can’t figure out how to make actual torches….

The cheap WalmarKKK just go with that.

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Laugh if you want, but remember every single one of these people is absolutely voting in November (except maybe a felon or two).

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I see your use of maybe there

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They very much remind me of the Scientology drones running around in downtown Clearwater, Florida US.

Impossible to engage in meaningful conversation, preoccupied nature, and how they group up knowing they aren't wanted around, but legally you can't get rid of them.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

if you don't join them, then you're just a problem to be overcome. like most cults, they're not here for 'meaningful conversation.'

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I used to live in Florida, I've heard some crazy ass stories of things that happen with the Scientology people in Clearwater.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

You know it's bad when these people are weird even by Florida standards.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

About 35 years ago I lived about 2 miles away from downtown in the "artists/gay/gentrification" part of town. The scientologists usually don't interact with the rest of the city/town. Unless you target them in any way , then you're eventually leaving ...... one way or the other.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Are we forgetting about some of the real hitters?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

It’s amazing that diapers thing is not a joke.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good god, the last photo is so unsettling it's making the parrots puke.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

If it makes you feel better, the parrots are actually mating. It's not weird.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Oh my. They’re sticking up for his use of diapers.

Real men are old and incontinent.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Does a high percentage of people (mostly old men) sexualize children? There has been a lot of allegations of pedophilia in weathy people and organisations, which can afford it, but would lots of regular people indulge in it if was legal? How are people fine with themselves sexualising children and why don't they just "tuck it in"?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I don't have any data but given most mainstream porn websites have a "teen" section, I'm going to guess a lot of people sexualize teenagers. Most of them are likely not teenagers themselves.

Human sexuality is complicated. But that doesn't excuse knowingly harming other people.

It is strange that the right wing seems to oppose teaching about consent.

There's probably two separate threads - attraction to physical youth, and attraction to power deltas. I think the latter is more dangerous, and probably more of what you find in shitty rich people. But I'm just guessing, I don't have any data.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

No kid wants to fuck an old man, and I don't see how you could legalize brothels or prostitution for minors.

It's about power a lot of the time. Wealth gets you anything you want, so anyone with enough money who wants to abuse kids, can. I'd imagine some extremely wealthy idiots are tricked into it for blackmail on rare occasions.

Organizations, like the church, attract pedophiles because it's a trusted position of power that puts them alone with vulnerable kids.

No, I don't think indulging in child abuse is something a regular person does, even if they have urges to. You're not a regular person if you're abusing kids.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They are a bunch of weirdo's. They look like they really, really "like" their cousins.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only weirdos use an apostrophe as a plural! It's in the Constitution!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The first group of weirdos owns the other 3 so it should have read the weirdo's weirdos.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

James ~~Donald~~ David Bowman, has requested that he be referred to as JD (formerly J.D.) Vance, his preferred (chosen) name.
A couple days back, James called Kamala "phony."

You can't make this stuff up. So I didn't.

But it is weird.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Hey I’ve seen this before! Keep it up! 😊

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The makeup is actually kinda cool. It could symbolize that you are deeply upset (hence the lines coming from the eyes like tears) about the divide (the white line down the middle) between the parties (red and blue tears for Republicans and Democrats respectively). All while using red, white and blue to represent the country overall. It's good graphic design.

Their hats tell me that that was not their thought process, though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Even a broken clock is right at least once in a while.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

finally trump haters and trump supporters have something in common: both think he's a nazi

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The religious one is the worst. Just a bunch of hucksters and frauds worshiping an amoral con man. What's with the weird touching? Is this some laying on of hands thing? Or do they just want to touch the golden calf for good luck?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

They're praying for him. The power of JAY-zus comes down through them and pours out of their hands like a magic spell. Sometimes they'll anoint their heads with oil, but I imagine that wouldn't be good for the bronzer so of course he didn't let them do that. Because sometimes magic spells have physical components along with their verbal and somatic components.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

You missed the one guy earlier with the Trump tattoo

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Absolute freaks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not weird. Not normal. Just evil. Sick. Stupid.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

This what the forefathers of America wanted, right?

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