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it’s vibes-based, repeat until it feels right and you need the sweet release of a choochoo

8 with emphasis on alternating chuggas. CHUGGA chugga CHUGGA chugga CHUGGA chugga CHUGGA chugga CHOO CHOO

chugga chugga chugga chugga CHOO CHOO

chugga chugga chugga chugga CHOO CHOO

chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga CHOO CHOO

this is the way, comrades.

6^[1][2][3][4]^

I will chugga forever, you cannot make me choo choo

Any less than 4 is a sin against (presumably) the child you're entertaining

12

anything less is an unprofessional railroad engineer playing with the steam whistle.

we gotta get serious and make up the time we lost slowing in Telluride to get that Marshal's dispatch before we hit Lost Canyon.

Why would you stop Chugging? Never stop Chugging. You can Choo in large comical exhalations when you sleep.

12, full stop. There are no other options, suggesting otherwise is revisionist and counter-revolutionary.

i've depicted myself as the sleek 4 chugga bullet train and you as the weak environmentally dangerous 16 chugga coal train.

you need exactly 12, with emphasis on the first CHUGGA of each of the three sets of 4, and the CHOO CHOO must be pronounced most vociferously.

trust me, its very important to keep this in mind for the ritual to work

The more chuggas you do, the more the choo choo is powered up

randint()%exp(10, randint()%100)

Some power of 2

42

as many as it takes

I get it 8 when I do it

3 shows a lack of commitment, while 5 is an odd number, and you need to keep a ratio of 1 up-chugga : 1 down-chugga.

6 and above are overkill, and each additional chugga after 5 demonstrates your lack of security in the 4 original chuggas.

12

Reminds me of the train set from World of Warcraft. You placed it on the ground and all characters within 10 meters would do the /train emote "chugga chugga chugga chugga CHOO CHOO" every 10 seconds or so for the duration the train set was active (like 5 minutes, with 10 minute cooldown). So naturally I would find the place with the most players packed together (Orgrimmar auction house) and drop it down right in the middle of the densest group I could find, making a whole bunch of characters do the train emote at once, all loud as hell because there's like 50 of them packed together. Really annoyed the hell out of people, I loved doing that shit.

Eventually they nerfed it so that it only worked on people you were in a party with. RIP train set.

What about Chuggo and his smash hit C'mon Fucking Guy?

Umm two?

Twelve proving to be the correct answer

The amount of anger in this thread at the wrong answers is hilarious 🤣

Four chuggas and I will die on this hill

2, 4, and 6 all seem acceptable to me

My natural count is at 12

8

I typically do 8 but I do think DirtyPair's rendition is proper. According to a mentalfloss article (https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/51996/12-onomatopoeias-around-world) in Korea they say chik chik pok pok, for the clackity sound on the tracks. I read 'chuff' in British English for the train steam sound but I'm not sure it's used onomatopoeiatically.