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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The ol block of LSD to the noggin always does the trick.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sure to knock you out colder'n a mackerel

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

That cop clearly said "mackeral." I'm not sure what it is, but it's not a mackerel. Maybe it's a town in Alaska!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I imagine that much LSD would be expensive as fuck. Don't the doses come on tiny little squares of rice paper?

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Yeah, LSD dosages are measured in nanograms. 99% of what you consume when taking acid is paper.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

LSD dosages are measured in micrograms, not nanograms (1,000x smaller).

A single dose of acid is ~100μg

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That's ten million doses to the kilo though. I have no idea what the current cost of LSD is, it used to be 5 euros when I bought it last (dating myself here), so 100 million bucks to smack someone KO as a conservative guess..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dating myself as young and "with it", of course!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

With the current inflation it could've been 50 by now and you'd still be referencing just a year ago.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can measure anything in nanograms, but a typical LSD dose starts at about 100ug with the threshold at about 25ug or so. Still not much, but not what you'd usually measure in nanograms.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You can't measure volume in nanograms

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Not with that attitude

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

or a liquid that the nano gram partials are suspended in

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago

Ahhh pre-fent cops were still blaming drugs for their unseemly public panic attacks

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Seeing these cops illustrated in power stances makes me glad I never got into comic books.

When you think about it, superheroes are really just cops. I mean they love violence and are always vigilant to protect the status quo.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Super heroes are a lot of things. Some are "cops", some are individuals just trying to do good in the world. We heroes more than we need cops.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

We definitely don't need vigilantes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

The difference is that superheroes actually try to help and be heroes.

If they didn't, they would be classified as supervillains.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

They are worse than cops. They are glorified for being vigilantes, who have no protocol or rules to observe.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Playing the modern Spider-Man games made me realize this. Spider-Man is literally just a young, naïve cop wannabe who sees good and evil in a disturbingly black and white way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Lol there have been plenty of counter culture anti-authority comic books. A single panel of police in, what are probably, just stock poses the artist had reference already handy for surely can’t ruin an entire medium

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

They are a form of law enforcement by definition.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Yes ... that hippie threw a Large Structural Device ... those things will definitely take down a cop.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Tactical Fentanyl Cocktail

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Old skeptical cop questioning a witness housewife who saw something strange: "Lady... have you been nipping on the cooking sherry?"

Younger skeptical cop questioning a witness housewife who saw something strange: "Lady... have you been nipping on the medicinal hallucinogens?"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm betting for a fentanyl block, it does critical damage against cops

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The lsd was spiked with fentanyl

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Def not LSD or he'd be awake and staring intensely at something trivial to others

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gotta be pretty strong to throw a Limited-Slip Differential, aka Posi-Traction

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

You can't make those marks without positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

A can of soup, clearly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago