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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 month ago (1 children)

paid-for-by-kamala-harris 'Yeah, we're real big about tonal shifts around here. For instance:

We hear when you say, "NO MORE GENOCIDE"

So we keep the message but shift the tone, "No, more genocide!"'

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

Didn't expect Wakanda Forever Kamala emote lmao

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

So let's recap today's history lesson kids:

During the years 2023-2024 the savage terrorist organization Hamas slaugthered Israelis for no apparent reason, but then Israel defended itself a little too hard. A lot of people in the world at the time were concerned that Netanyahu was taking things a little too far, until the Democrat party decided with great consideration to change the tone of their presentations about Israel. This was the turning point that restored balance in the world, and the reason why we still have a pillar of democracy in the Middle East to this day.

Now a word from our sponsor AIPAC and other advertisements before it is time for you to log on to your next class.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

And remember, it’s a crime to think negative thoughts about “Israel.”

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

SJP? Social Justice Palestinians??? waow-based

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago

Students for Justice in Palestine??

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago

Super Juche Posters juche-WPK

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Sexy Jordan Peterson?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

And they're ruining gaming.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Smoking Joint Peoples stalin-smokin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Sixty Junt Pack

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the tonal architects have spoken

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Give Palestinians the Numidium

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Putting "Warp in the West" on my 2024 bingo card. Just need the simultaneous election of Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and Donald Trump to ensure the unification of Ireland and the restoration of Palestine.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm CHIMing just thinking about it

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

SJP freaks

I don't know what SJP stands for but I can tell Josh Marshall is being a colossal shithead here

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

Students for justice in Palestine

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Ding-ding-ding! 🛎️

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

Josh doesn't care about Palestinian children because none of them are named Angela or Strawberry

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

See, Biden said “It’s fine, you can do some genocide” in that tone that meant he meant it. But when Harris says it, it’s that tone that means she’s doesn’t really mean it.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah fuck those Sarah Jessica Parker freaks.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Broke: Lin-Manuel Miranda
Woke: Lin-Manuel Carrie Bradshaw

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What does she mean with "Get this deal done"?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Much like Trump, she thinks the genocide has taken too long and that they need to accelerate to get it out of the news.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

That's more or less what I figured doomer

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

somebody stick him please blob-stabby

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

All they hear is tone, the meaning doesn’t matter.

(Which probably isn’t actually true of dogs, but it’s an easy shorthand.)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That doesn't make sense, dogs know content of words hence why commands work. It's a cute dog but I don't understand.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

You can tell a golden retriever “I hate you so much you’re such a dumb piece of shit” but in like a friendly, sing-songy tone and it’s the same to them as if you are saying “good boy, I love you”.

The joke is that libs are like that, as a politician your policy can be “fuck you stupid assholes, we don’t care about you” but if the tone is right lib voters will eat it up.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They can learn a small number of words and will be confused by even those if you say them in an different tone than the usual context the commands are given.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I mean yeah, because they go by sounds moreso than words. For humans tone can also change the meaning of words as well. I feel as confused as that dog looks.