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I really love the way Wikipedia writers try to make descriptions of anything sound super official and scientific. (en.wikipedia.org)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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gained notability for a catchphrase, "hawk tuah", an apparent onomatopoeia for expectoration on a man during oral sex.

replied by proclaiming, "You gotta give 'em that 'hawk tuah' and spit on that thang", referring to expectorating on a man's penis to lubricate it before oral sex

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

That's honestly one of my favourite jokes on Wikipedia.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

this is just cop talk, lmao

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

A wikipedia-involved equivocating.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Huh. Pretty sure this page does not meet the notability requirement and will probably be deleted at some point.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

Most wikipedians are the embodiment of a nerd emoji 🤓

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Expectoration? Ain't that a spell from Harry Potter?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Nerds will fight over this.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I fucking hate this shit so much, this meme has actually been really disgusting to me

If anyone spits on my dick I'm getting up and leaving, that shit is super gross idc

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (4 children)

If you're getting a blowjob you're gonna get saliva on your dick regardless.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Bit idea: the Three Gorges Dental Dam, offering protection with Chinese characteristics

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

it's not good head unless there's a pool of saliva collecting underneath

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

"Hawk tuah" sounds like somebody trying to spit phlegm out of their throat though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

If you're having vaginal sex you're gonna get mucus on your dick regardless. Sometimes you just need a lil' loogiebrication to get things started.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah no shit I'm talking about spitting like that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Based

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

a wikipedia edit of skateboarding trick: nobody likes it because it looks like ass -> unpopular due to its low visual appeal