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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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gained notability for a catchphrase, "hawk tuah", an apparent onomatopoeia for expectoration on a man during oral sex.

replied by proclaiming, "You gotta give 'em that 'hawk tuah' and spit on that thang", referring to expectorating on a man's penis to lubricate it before oral sex

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (4 children)

If you're getting a blowjob you're gonna get saliva on your dick regardless.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Bit idea: the Three Gorges Dental Dam, offering protection with Chinese characteristics

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

it's not good head unless there's a pool of saliva collecting underneath

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

"Hawk tuah" sounds like somebody trying to spit phlegm out of their throat though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

If you're having vaginal sex you're gonna get mucus on your dick regardless. Sometimes you just need a lil' loogiebrication to get things started.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah no shit I'm talking about spitting like that