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[–] [email protected] 119 points 2 months ago

"why should disabled people have a life outside of work?"

[–] [email protected] 101 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Why does daniel need their parking spot outside 9 to 5? It is outside business hours.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago

Daniel is a werewolf, obviously.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago (20 children)

Encourage people like this to take up mountain biking or skateboarding or something - find out how much of a pain in the ass it is trying to get around on crutches for 8 weeks or so, then use the tiniest scrap of empathy to imagine what it would be like to have that be your permanent experience

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagine being so angry and so mad for so long at things you don't understand and can't control that you decide the best use of a moment of your life is to post a short attack on mobility-impaired individuals in general and your disappointment on how they have it too good.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And the funny part is that they don’t have it too good. Disability reserved parking is one of the few ways the society tries to make their lives not suck as much.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I like to imagine how the world, infrastructure, vehicles, electronic devices, buildings etc. would look like if most people on earth would be mobility-impaired. Then, considering how the world really looks like, it becomes obvious how even most basic notions of accessibility are lacking way too much. So much for a society fair to all.

This thought experiment can be repeated with other cases. For example, replace "mobility-impaired" with "autistic" or "trans" and see similar results.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Can someone play devil's advocate for Daniel? I truly do not get what his thinking is here.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (2 children)

IMO, he's thinking that anyone with a disability is incapable of working, so they'll be out during the day getting things done while the rest of us are working 9-5.

Obviously not the case, and people with disabilities who are eligible for a disabled placard, are normal people, many of whom have jobs.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

This is my read of it as well.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Ah, that's it for sure. Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

Because disabled people obviously only go to work, going out for fun is only for able bodied people.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Daniel is obviously thinking that disabled people turn into giant, ferocious wolves that will prowl the city streets for their insatiable desire for human flesh when the full moon rises and he doesn't think that means they should be able to get into CVS faster than him when he has shampoo to buy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Daniel doesn't buy shampoo, his mum buys him a bottle each Christmas and birthday.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They seem to build out the number of handicapped spots for the peak crowd amount, which makes sense. If I'm at Home Depot and it's 8PM, and there are maybe a dozen cars in the lot I could maybe see making a few spots handicap only during certain times?

The flip side is that it's only a few more steps for me. I'll survive

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, it doesn't make sense unless you don't know a damn thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It doesn't make sense to ensure handicapped spots are available? Ok...

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s poor logic. He’s assuming disabled people can’t walk and therefore can’t do anything so they have no reason to be out of the house except for work.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I work from 5 till 9, not 9 to 5. I work NIGHT SHIFTS. I can't really be around people and I'm kind of a vampire

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do you work four or sixteen hours? I honestly can't tell.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

4 hours a day, 5 days a week, so 20 hours (I actually wanna get moar, but right now each person only has one building... I'm a Janitor for a fortune 500)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My attempt:

People with disabilities are obviously never outdoors themselves without an employed health worker. Outside of the normal work hours (9-17), we can't expect any health workers to be taking diabled patients outdoors, thus Daniel should be allowed to park there on his way home.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

nice username

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Imagine being disabled and being able to afford a car. I live on less than 14k a year. Every single one of the half million people on disability income where I live are so far below the poverty line, the only way any of us own a car is if we're living in it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn OP, where did you dig this fossil up from?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bro I'm disabled and a lot of the time it's well after 9 when I have a chance to get out...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We thought you'd grow claws and fangs after 9....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

well yeah why do you think it takes them so long to break out?

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