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[-] [email protected] 172 points 1 year ago

Isn't this just that "boofing" that United States Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh is rather fond of? What's the problem?

[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure this was consensual.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

My client is not gay. My client is a straight man.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Does he have relationships with men and sex with women?

[-] [email protected] 130 points 1 year ago

Not here to kink shame but they should get themselves a personal funnel and margarita mix so they can do this at home.

[-] [email protected] 115 points 1 year ago

I suspect that doing this at the restaurant is probably what their real kink is lol

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Dinner with a show, what's not to love!?

[-] [email protected] 101 points 1 year ago

Can't even keister a margarita in public anymore, what's the world come to?

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

because of WOKE

[-] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago

Ffs, have the tiniest goddamn sliver of class people.

[-] [email protected] 134 points 1 year ago

Right? The butt funnel goes to the right of the plate

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Did they just use the salad butt funnel for the main course?

[-] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago

What's all the fuss about? Who hasn't butt-chugged a pitcher of margaritas at a Mexican restaurant?

Nobody else? Just me and the lady in the article?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Casa Bonita special: just $9.99 all you can butt chug!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I put the one in my town out of business with that deal.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The episode writes itself

[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago

Show me the policy that states all drinks must be taken orally!

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

Sometimes those Margarita taste like shit.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I guess it's a good thing she didn't have to taste it, then.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Butt chugging doesn't require taste buds. Chugging of the butt does require them.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of that flash game where you put a gerbil up JLO's butt

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I want to know more about this, but at the same time I really don't.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I braved the google search, found what looks like a flash game thats broken/unsupported on my phone.

http://www.jabtv.com/bigassgame.php

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was never able to find it myself. While writing I just guessed it was a gerbil or something. Glad to know you kinda found it and that this game was not just some fever dream.

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By the way, Internet Archive adds some sort of translation layer for flash animations so it can be opened in modern browsers including on your phone:

https://web.archive.org/web/20050127013251/http://www.jabtv.com/bigassgame.php

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

The funnel gets 86'd

What does this mean?

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

86 is shorthand for "removed from the menu" or similar.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I've always heard and used it in the context of removing a person from somewhere.

I.e. kicking someone out of a bar

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I've also heard it used almost exclusively in terms of "getting rid of someone/something from where it currently is", most commonly "86 that thought/idea" in place of "forget that" or similar

Turns out it originally is from food menus

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I always heard it as "8 miles out, 6 feet under" I.e murdered and body dumped ages away.

Im actually really surprised no one else mentioned that one

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Keep it in the bedroom kids!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Of course it's in fucking waycross

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Close to Florida, but still not IN Florida. Which is what I was expecting.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Do... Do you think she got a brain freeze?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Obviously it has to be frozen.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Frozen, or in-the-rumps?

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I really don't see an issue here tbh in the grand scheme of things.

At least they ate living their best lives it seems... I can't hate it.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Word. Everyone here is jelly that they don't have an SO that can plug a margarita into their butt.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You are being very specific here...

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's one way to paint an Atlas

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Perhaps one of them was doing a handstand at the time?

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