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federal congressman btw 💀

sit-back-and-enjoy

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[-] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

lmao if there's anyone biden HASN'T advocated for stochastic terror against, it's fascists

[-] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I hope Biden doesn’t die from assassination. He deserves to go out in the funniest way possible: naturally. Have him give some big hoorah speech about being sharp and healthy, and have him trip on his way to the exit and hit his head against the pavement

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Like this geriatric Ukronazi who dropped dead literally in the middle of his speech

CW: A dude literally dying

Counter-CW: lmao dead Nazi.

Link

[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago

Broke: The Democrats ordered the assassination attempt cause they're scared of Trump.

Woke: The Republicans staged the assassination attempt.

Bespoke: The Democrats staged the assassination attempt so some right-winger kills Brandon out of revenge and they can finally replace him.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Unyoke: this was engineered by OpenAI to collect training data about human reactions to a presidential assassination attempt because the dataset from 1981 was too dated.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

This is what he meant when he said his vice president is Trump. They're gonna formalize the two party system just being one party

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Might as well just get it over with lmao

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

The United States is also a one-party state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Noooooooo someone did the "trump in the bullseye" bit on here today agony-shrooms

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

a clear Biden call out to all of his dog faced pony soldiers dog-faced-pony-soldier

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

When Joe Biden sends his people, he's not sending his best.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

"In solidarity"

Sniveling dirtbag, and yet less pathetic than the libs who'd withhold their votes should he take some unrestrained glee at the event; libs who didn't withhold their votes because of his support for genocide but would withhold it for civility in politics.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Meanwhile his lackeys are trying to pin this whole situation on brandon. All because Brandon can't make a coherent argument.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

is that emoji photoshopped or was he really that smooth?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

That's actually a picture of him as a baby

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Who could have predicted this??

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

He quite literally didn't hit the bullseye though

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It's time to shit Trump on the pig's balls

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I mean this is as good a case as the dems have on trump inciting jan 6th

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