When you open up the cellophane package and take a sniff, the air is tinged with a sense of extreme efficiency and a hint of personal choice!
Fucking christ, its August
This fucking website has rotted my brains so much that I read the words "pumpkin spice" and immediately start mentally going like 
Oh shit! Totally forgot about the OG pumpkin spice struggle sesh.
I'm new, what happened with pumpkin spice?
It was so long ago, I honestly can't remember except someone with chud tendencies, or maybe just an outright asshole, was raging about how pumpkin spice was quite literally the worst thing to happen to society.
It was so bizarre most everyone couldn't make heads or tales of it.
Damn, can't wait to get my Halloween goods on clearance in September (not kidding).
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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