Hexbear admins ducking the NBA draft smh

ping hexbear.net -t

I'm gonna stare at it the whole time.

What am I going to do in the mean time? Go outside? Work on bettering myself? Have sex? Well, I will be doing all of those things, yes, but Jesus Christ, CARCOSA, think of the citizens for once!

You think this is a game?

16:30 UTC (or 18:30 MSK)

for the Hexbear team tho

welp time to

It's not funny to shut down the site to force me to study.

Noooo what if i need to beanis post or fart post or bad post I gotta get it all out of my system now

8 hours is a long downtime by the standards of efficiency obsessed time is money capitalists but you know fuck it it's just a website we can touch some grass for a bit. uphold lowtechmagazine thought and turn the site off when it's too cloudy or the mods want to take a five hour lunch break

The liberal plot to make me less online

I'm still not going to touch any grass so you might as well just leave the site running

What if you take it down 26 hours ago so it's already done

Thank you for choosing such a convenient time as to not disrupt me much. Next time if you don't mind you can start an hour or two earlier and I will sleep through the down time completely.

Until then thanks for making the best place on the internet better.

Red fash tankie mods force mandated grass touching time

brooding in an empty desert planet for to return.

How could you. Fellow Langley heads, does this mean I get to take the last few hours off or do I still have to stay in office?

My favorite genre of post right now is people incorrectly trying to time the downtime with their meta jokes

Is it updating the thing? because after Lemmygrad got updated refreshing a page that was sorted by new left it on sorted by new, very cool

Just in time for decades to happen..

I can't believe you'd do this to me, specifically

please don't tell me you're shutting down because you found out I'm a liberal :(

It's over

Finally, some peace and quiet.

/s

I guess that's more reason to get back to Wretched of the Earth.

Time to ~~log off~~ binge https://cytu.be/r/hexbear

Taking the site down as a joke is not okay

Well, I have books to read, a site to update and a workout regimen to commit to so I'll use this to my advantage

I'll miss my lovers

Time for me to pack it up and

i'm one step closer to the edge, and i'm about to...

BREAK

This truly is my Shibuya incident