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[–] [email protected] 108 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Ugh baby, cocaine in the yacht jacuzzi again? Cant we stay at home one weekend?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago

I’m telling you baby we should be snorting this stuff. Way more efficient than soaking it up like epsom salt.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 5 months ago

I like this explanation better lol

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago

Real life Mr Peanutbutter.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago

Really makes a lot of sense.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

It's true, I've watched this documentary about this woman in her twenties who dumped Leo after being in an dysfunctional relationship with him.

I think it's called "The Wolf of Wall Street" or something.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Q: Why does Leo only date beautiful 23 year olds?

A: Because he can.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (3 children)

My question is rather why do the 23 year olds date him.

I guess also because they can...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fun coupons. So many fun coupons

[–] [email protected] -3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

ok but like do they also kiss him for that? because eww

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

It's the legal way to sell your body.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Because he is famous and rich?

Whats hard to understand about that?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Lots of women have a thing for older men, or are willing to put up with older men for the benefits that come with it (money, fame, etc)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How do you even date twenty people at once???

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's easy when they're only 3 years old.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (5 children)

As a man it was in my mid twenties I realized he’s a good actor and not just a teenage heartthrob.

I hated him when I was a kid. Later I realized him getting all the girls doesn’t mean he’s a bad guy.

It was when I watched The Island that I first realized he’s a good actor.

[–] Squirrel 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nobody said anything about his acting. This is about him never dating anyone over 25.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I said something about acting

[–] Squirrel 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Ah, I figured you thought you were on-topic (that the original post was somehow critical of his acting?), not on a tangent. My mistake.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

But that was Ewan McGregor?

Lol, I think you mean Shutter Island.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Oh you’re right I was thinking of Mike Myers in Wayne’s World

Hey Mister Donut Head Man who’s trying to kill ya?

I don’t know but they better not!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I think they meant the beach.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Romeo + Juliet for me. It got me through a Lit. paper.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Same as a ten young adult I didn't think much of him. As I got older I realized just how good he is as an actor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Confidentially missed the point.

I agree, he is a good actor. But he is also a sleezebag who only dates models half his age and consistently dumps them when they turn 25.

Even though I respect his work, I have no respect for him as a person anymore.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Top Secretly missed the point

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Made a different point

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Yeah, but it still doesn't explain why he's never dated (since he was 25) a woman his own age.

Or I guess he's just an instant bore to anyone who has life experience? That seems possible.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago

Boy you catch on quick

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's not me, it's you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If I was a rich Megastar I too would use my status and money to date beautiful young women

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I very much wouldn't. I'm not interested in the kinds of things a young trophy wife is going to offer. I think being a rich megastar would be bad for my dating game, because it would attract all the wrong people.