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I took a shit FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

I'm currently shitting for the glory of the empire. And, so far, it is a glorious battle indeed.

[-] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Posting a meme for the glory of the Empire!

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

I just cleaned the litterbox FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

I missed my flight FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

That sucks, I'm sorry to hear it FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

I finished a gin and tonic FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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I cleaned my turtle tank and gave him a better view of the TV, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Turtle's gotta watch his stories, FOR THE FLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah, his tank mate died dishonorably, back in November, of illness, and I wasn’t merciful enough to send her to Suto’vo’qur. This keeps him from succumbing to his emotional weakness and boredom. Can’t have him also doing a dishonorable; FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I am sorry for your loss FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Thank you. I lost nearly all of my established animals, mostly unexpected (three cats and the turtle), last year jul-nov and it was real tough, so.. genuinely thank you.

I will, however, maintain the sctick FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Looked at the pricing to rent a van in the UK, For the glory of the empire!

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I woke up with morning wood FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I looked at pricing for season tickets to an amusement park for the glory of the empire!

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Image search yielded solid results... Roller coaster

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Sat on the couch for the glory of the empire!

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I played with my toddler FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Just don't leave for prune juice like Worf did and never come back. Even if it is FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I did my Duolingo lesson for the glory of the empire!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I hope it was Klingon, for the the glory of the empire.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Ate lunch, for the glory of the Empire!

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I took a huge shit FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE! ✊

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I have contacted the Finance Department FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

This invoice must be paid FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I read this meme, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Washed the dishes FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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I played with a kitten FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I cleaned the vomit stain off the plush Darth Vader FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

May I ask how the vomit got there FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My cat had thrown up all over my bed FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I took a sip of my hot chocky... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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(not me in the image btw:-P)

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Cuddled my cat FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I chewed some vitamin gum FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I gave my shorts to my wife so she could wash them, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I just ate a burrito for the glory of the Empire!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Crushed three apples into juice FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I took, just took a shit, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

Qapla!! 🖖

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I brushed my teeth FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

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Sat in traffic, For the Glory of the Empire!!!!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I sit on the toilet, for the glory of the empire

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Cried in frustration FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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I watched Mythbusters on my laptop in my hotel room FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Smoking my lettuce for the glory of the empire!

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Marking construction documents for design correction for the glory of the empire!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I updated the Firmware on a 4k Monitor FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I dropped an old dresser off at Goodwill FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

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