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[–] 186 points 2 years ago (20 children)
  • [–] 80 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (15 children)

    “What’s your mutation? Teleportation? Laser Eyes? Weaponized Tornadoes?”

    “…I… I can smell ants... how about yours?”

    “Oh… well… my mutation is that cilantro tastes like chalk to me.”

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago

    I was born with 2.5 kidneys, an extra ureter and 4 of my permanent teeth never showed up. Also mild colour vision deficiency.

    I was talking about it with our first lieutenant in the army and he went "Corporal, you're a mutant!". "Yes, sir, I am sir."

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    [+] 143 points 2 years ago (56 children)
  • [–] 89 points 2 years ago (23 children)

    I can smell ants and cockroaches. I can also smell when someone has been in my house hours after they leave. Its annoying as hell to have this sense of smell since its considered rude to point out that someone stinks. To me its like they are screaming in a small room.

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    I recently had to close my store for an hour, because I was the only one working and couldn't breath due to one customers bad hygiene. People treat me like I'm overly sensitive or making up my discomfort, but to me it feels like being suffocated.

    Also I can totally smell roaches, they smell worse than any other thing in existence. Never smelled an ant though. Did not know that was possible.

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  • [–] 46 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (15 children)

    I'm one of these people. I can smell an apartment roach infestation from the front door, every time.

    And yes, restaurants always get the "sniff check" before we sit down. No-go odors are:

    • bleach
    • pine-sol (amonia)
    • heavy perfume (think "Glade plugin-in")
    • insects (roaches, etc)
    • pet odor (wet dog, litterbox)
    • sewage (usually a dry floor drain but that's still not okay)
    • dingy carpet (think: "old movie theater")

    The first two are obvious attempts at covering up something worse with "clean" smells, and/or the staff has no idea what "clean" actually means. And they obviously don't care what olfaction means to someone trying to enjoy a meal, which says heaps about what they think food service actually is. Everything else just speaks to the "I don't care what you smell" part, or there's something very wrong with how the kitchen is run. /rant

    An example of a top-shelf dining odor experience? I once went to a Japanese restaurant at opening time. The only smell in the dining room was that of the specific kind of imported cedar in the cutting boards. This is traditionally cleaned with boiling hot water, and nothing else. This released a gentle woody and pine-y scent that just filled the space and invited the senses. I came hungry, but I sat down ravenous. The meal to follow was something I will never forget.

    Edit: some clarification since this got some traction. I know that bleach and ammonia are s-tier disinfectants and absolutely necessary for food prep, health standards, and the rest. I use this stuff at home. My issue is with establishments that utterly fail at ventilating these odor and spoil the dining experience with strong chemical odors. Looking deeper I find very strong cleaning odors (long after opening hours) suspicious since it's very easy to splash stuff around, giving the impression of cleanliness, but not actually clean anything. Strong chemical smells also make it impossible to detect sewage, rot, mold, soil, and other things that would easily flag a restaurant. I'd rather not take the chance.

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    [–] 113 points 2 years ago (76 children)

    Wait, is that true? Is someone able to smell ants?

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  • [–] 116 points 2 years ago* (51 children)

    There are lots of weird genetic traits. Sneezing triggered by sunlight is another funny one.

    Veritasium video on that one:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e69XZJ9DEj0

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  • [–] 121 points 2 years ago (26 children)

    I got the "cilantro tastes like soap" gene personally. Would much rather have gotten the, "Always remember where I left my car keys" gene, or maybe the, "Come up with witty retorts on the spot instead of two hours later in the shower" one.

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  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago* (7 children)

    At least you don't have my "sky-high cholesterol no matter what you eat" gene.

    Also artificial sweeteners have an unpleasant chemical aftertaste that lingers for a long time. Apparently that's generic too...

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (10 children)

    I love cilantro, but I got the celery tastes bitter and spicy gene. So many people tell me it's tasteless but it has a strong, terrible taste to me.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

    https://academic.oup.com/ae/article/61/2/85/1756864

    https://www.livescience.com/why-ants-smell-weird

    However, the sense of smell in humans is far less developed, and there has been recent controversy over what, exactly, the odorous house ant smells like. This species belongs to a large group of ants whose members are thought to smell like blue cheese (Forney and Markovetz 1971) [link is direct 3.0 mb .pdf download from elsevier], yet numerous online sources report their odor as “rancid butter,” “cleaning solution,” or, most commonly, “rotten coconuts.”

    Specifically, the house hippo ant.

    *The actual factual paper was actually literally published in 2015, no cap.

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    [–] 96 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    Who the fuck is out here censoring fuck?

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    [–] 80 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Holy shit I thought I was either full of shit or a mutant freak. I'm happy to be a mutant freak.

    I feel so validated right now you guys have no idea.

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    [–] 67 points 2 years ago (11 children)

    This just tells me ant particles are constantly flying into my nose and mouth and I don't have receptors for them. Gross

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    [–] 52 points 2 years ago (23 children)

    It's like me figuring out after 23 years that most people don't sneeze looking at the sun

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    [–] 50 points 2 years ago (30 children)

    Wait are you telling me y’all actually don’t smell ants? They’re a weird and kinda smell like blue cheese. Definitely the smellier of insects.

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    [–] 48 points 2 years ago

    Ant smell is for communicating with other ants. These are ant smellers not human. The ant-people have been controlling our governments. It's true! Look it up!

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  • [–] 42 points 2 years ago (21 children)

    Mine has always been vision and hearing hard sounds, like doors closing. I can hear all the stupid little sounds like that. And I'm just weirdly good at deciphering shadows at night as long as there's some light.

    I'm sure in ancient times this variation of who has good senses for what served a purpose.

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    [–] 39 points 2 years ago (11 children)

    Probably similar to that "bitterness" test that a lot of kids got to do in science class where you taste that little strip of paper. To some it's nothing, to others it's very bitter. Genetics has given some the extra "taste", supposedly that might allow people to avoid eating poisonous things containing oxalates or glucosinates. Unfortunately it also means you probably dislike things lie IPA beers or other foods that have bitter compounds that don't bother others.

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    [–] 33 points 2 years ago* (9 children)

    It's seem to be the same as with cilantro a genetic trait that some people have and other don't

    https://academic.oup.com/ae/article/61/2/85/1756864?login=false

    Dunno if that a good source as everything i found about that exept for thos page talked about the tiktok post and not science

    Tldr : ( i did not read the article in full ) the smell is described as a moldy pina colada

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    [–] 32 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Gotta love how they see a video talking about it, with comments talking about it, and their first step is to post on Facebook asking about it before doing a simple search on their own.

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    [–] 32 points 2 years ago (40 children)

    Some people wipe standing up...

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    [–] 30 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Same as asparagus wee. Man, when anyone has eaten asparagus I can smell it before I enter the door to the bathroom. When I have eaten it myself, I’m partly horrified and partly morbidly fascinated. What the fuck is up with only some people being able to smell it.

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    [–] 29 points 2 years ago (12 children)

    I can smell wasps nests. The queen odor is very strong to me. But other smells people notice are lost on me.

    And I hear everything. Autism I guess.

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    [–] 25 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    I can only smell them when I kill them 🤷‍♂️

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    [–] 25 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    I can't smell living ants, but there's a common species of ant in the US that smells like rotten coconut when squished.

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    [–] 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Great, now im gonna accidently inhale some ants as I try to smell them.

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