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[–] [email protected] 87 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I can smell ants and cockroaches. I can also smell when someone has been in my house hours after they leave. Its annoying as hell to have this sense of smell since its considered rude to point out that someone stinks. To me its like they are screaming in a small room.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I recently had to close my store for an hour, because I was the only one working and couldn't breath due to one customers bad hygiene. People treat me like I'm overly sensitive or making up my discomfort, but to me it feels like being suffocated.

Also I can totally smell roaches, they smell worse than any other thing in existence. Never smelled an ant though. Did not know that was possible.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I recently had to close my store for an hour, because I was the only one working and couldn't breath due to one customers bad hygiene.

I don't even have the greastest sense of smell, I might even consider it impaired, but personal experience begs me to suggest never applying at your local public library then.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Libraries are havens for unhoused people. They don't have to pay to sit in the air conditioning and read a book.

If we were a society about helping people we would have just installed showers at the libraries ages ago.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

I work at a library and they wouldn't let us install them when we built a new building. We do though have a place nearby that lets people clean up but not stay there.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Did not know that was possible.

Same, but I'm starting to think you need a pretty sizable infestation in a nearby wall for this to be a thing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Bedbugs smell worse than roaches. Roaches will make me leave a place. Bedbugs make me run in terror.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I refuse to find this out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Best way to get rid of bedbugs is by turning your house into a temporary sauna. Ensuring everywhere reaches some 50º Celsius will kill all the little fuckers.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

No anime conventions for you unless you wear a gas mask!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In 95 I was staying at a hotel that had a D&D convention. I was with a group of union boilermakers and we got gripped at by the staff for refusing to allow some of those stinkers on the elevator with us.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've never actually been to an anime convention and had no idea how common anime fans with poor hygiene actually existing was until I read some of the horror stories when this was posted before.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I would guess it's just related to teenagers getting body odors and not knowing yet that they have to deal with them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe, but I don't remember everyone stinking when I was a teen. Or teenagers in general stinking any more than anyone else now.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yes it's a fact that obese people smell worse than fit people, so if it was a marathon runners convention and everyone actually bathed daily, I'm sure going without deodorant wouldn't be an issue. Too much fucking might be an issue if the majority of the women aren't on hormonal birth control.

But I think the issue with anime conventions isn't lack of deodorant, it's thinking a shower is something you take every 4-7 days, and 'eww don't touch your buttcrack to clean it, that's nasty!'

I may get flack from the twox crowd for this comment, but talking to my fiance was like talking to a guy when she got off hormonal birth control. Conversation is just... chill now.

That's probably the next big "oops, we fucked up bad the last 50 years, but men's birth control is hard!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I can smell cockroaches and periods. It's weird, but I can for some reason

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I take testosterone which makes my sense of pheromone smell increase like crazy (not just sweat, I can go into a truck stop late at night and tell if someone was in there somewhere and peed and how hydrated they were, or if someone just had sex in the shower in there... or just an orgasm.)

Sometimes I'll walk into our own house bathroom half an hour after my fiance left for work and get an overwhelming woah, she's definitely on her period right now smell or conversely, "oh yeah, tonight could be a fun night."

Our oldest started showering in the mornings before school, and its become a subconscious game (I think, to him) of who can get in the shower first, because I do not want to smell his.. shower.. my entire shower.

Humans are capable of absolutely incredible senses when they're finely tuned. But our senses are so out of whack, literally, in so many different ways we barely have concepts or words for yet. We have known about, as one example, estrogen-raising chemicals being in plastics leeching directly into our bodies and soil and water and food supplies for over 30 years now (BPA), (when estrogen levels rise, testosterone levels lower, and vice versa. same is true for many core bodily systems). Then around 2010 they did a study that found some of these new lightly tested BPA-free alternative plastics released even more estrogen into the system than BPA did. How's that for a chucklefuck

Plastics, and then leaded gasoline, and then PFASs shortly after (or before) that.... well, when a molecule or series of molecules is found that greatly benefits civilization in some way, people will die. People will sit under oath in front of the supreme court swearing they had no idea how harmful their products were.

It's very unfortunate, because the species are being modified in so many unforseen ways. Not just humans. Alex Jones got meme'd so hard for the chemicals are turning the fuckin' frogs gay!

I'm not sure what I'm ranting about now. I'm just sad for our species and those species affected by us and unable to do anything about it. It's never as simple as it's ALL profits and follow the money! because we've been able to make so much progress as humans through the use of breakthrough technologies like PFASs and plastic. But, at what cost? Our current methodology is to let the major corporations sell these new breakthrough molecules far and wide, and then in 5 years or 5 decades we start to see mainstream scientific acceptance that "okay, it's really bad, we have to do something about this"...

Sure, though, it did some good in the meantime.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thanks high testosterone bro. Your comment made me remember when I was 18ish and would not drink soda, barely eat sugar, wake up to do exercises on the bedroom floor... That was my prime and for a reason. I'll try to go by next month reducing my sugar intake at least and do pushups when I wake up, start challenging myself again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Take it or leave it but my advice (sometimes I take it sometimes I'm a hypocrite) but tomorrow never comes. Fuck next month. There is no reason for you to wait to eat less sugar. If it's a matter of finances, get a head of romaine lettuce and some carrots and much away for a few days. Feel the sugar withdrawal as your body freaks out wondering what has changed and starts realigning those neurons. After a few days of that, a generic slice of sandwich bread will taste like cake. Use that wasted $30 of high sugar snacks and food as motivation to stop eating this poison. If it's purely a waste issue, find the first homeless person you see and give them a big bag of high sugar food. Even if its frozen meals they'll give them to their buddies and use the microwaves at a convenience store and eat like kings for day.

Honestly, a big part of this comment was me talking to myself, but not about sugar. But if it helps you, I'm happy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can smell when a woman has her period if I smell her skin, so not at any distance other than intimately. My best guess is all the hormonal changes alter pheromones from the normal and we can pick up on that.

Not like it is a bad smell, just her normal natural scent changes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Oh yeah me as well. I can also smell when someone has a disease. I know cancer or at least the type my grandmother had but some of them I have no idea what is wrong with them. I can also differentiate different kinds of drugs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I have a good sense of smell but…that sounds more like cripplingly good

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

My sense of smell is very sensitive. Like I can detect people have been there by smell too, and often who it was. But I don’t think I’ve ever smelled ants or cockroaches. Thank god too.