There's zero percent chance this was written by Diapers but I guess it is concerning that we don't know who's really calling the shots and shooting off the tweets.

People that do this are inviting you to join the call. Announce yourself and ask what the caller is wearing.

I think he needs to do something bold to silence all the haters. He needs to ride that next Starship launch personally. He should bring his pet president along too. Safety regulations be damned! It's time for action.

If he flexs his newfound immunity he could definitely stir the pot.

Uh oh. The SS better stage another quick phone upgrade so they can accidentally lose all the evidence again.

Knowing nothing of circumstances, I am willing to bet this happened because his Secret Service detail is staffed with loyalists instead of professionals.

You guys have to look at it in context. She IS representing her district. She's actually above average around those parts. It's sad and off putting when viewed through your eyes but in her district she is a towering intellect, the likes of which will rarely be repeated in the future. We should all celebrate her efforts to participate in representative government.

From the people that brought you Fake News, we now present.... Fake School.

If you get them young enough, you can avoid that troublesome think for yourself phase.

I don't even understand what they're asking for here? Are they suggesting that the Supreme Court can overturn a state conviction? I didn't think that was allowed, but if any court is corrupt enough to do it I suppose it's this one.

Smell is how ants communicate with one another so maybe these ant sniffers will be the first humans who can speak ant.