Not much more than if the test was successful. The fuel would have burned either way.

Seems overdue but I notice they don't mention how likely it is to pass. I'll be pleasantly surprised if this becomes law.

You should have them really show their commitment by having them sign up for foster kids at the same time as registering this hot take.

There's zero percent chance this was written by Diapers but I guess it is concerning that we don't know who's really calling the shots and shooting off the tweets.

People that do this are inviting you to join the call. Announce yourself and ask what the caller is wearing.

If he flexs his newfound immunity he could definitely stir the pot.

Uh oh. The SS better stage another quick phone upgrade so they can accidentally lose all the evidence again.

Knowing nothing of circumstances, I am willing to bet this happened because his Secret Service detail is staffed with loyalists instead of professionals.

From the people that brought you Fake News, we now present.... Fake School.

If you get them young enough, you can avoid that troublesome think for yourself phase.

I don't even understand what they're asking for here? Are they suggesting that the Supreme Court can overturn a state conviction? I didn't think that was allowed, but if any court is corrupt enough to do it I suppose it's this one.

Smell is how ants communicate with one another so maybe these ant sniffers will be the first humans who can speak ant.