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[-] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago

"Kilts, because they don't make three legged pants."

For real though, I gave up pants years ago and I will never go back. I highly recommend giving it a try.

[-] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago

You're just skirting the issue.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

In his defence, he’s having a ball

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

I'm feeling like you just kilt the thread.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

No matter how you dress it up, that was below the belt.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You kept it going. Well plaid.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Sometimes you just have to tartan up an old thread.

[-] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago

No proper Scotsman would have posted this.

[-] [email protected] 88 points 1 year ago

No true Scotsman would say "no proper Scotsman."

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

You Scots sure are a contentious people.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

That's proper.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You've made an enemy for life!!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

That's a fallacy, MacGregor!

[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

I dunno, knives and male genitals don't really mix.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago

Doesn't mix with female genitals either. Maybe keep knives away from genitals as a general rule

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

This is why we can't have knife things.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

the invention of circumcision

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Was it invented or discovered, though?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Invented by a little-known geezer named Sir C. Ision

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Hopefully knives and female genitals don't mix either.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

No true Indian feels that way.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I don't know, they ruined Scotland.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I don't want knives near my googlies

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This is just fooking graet!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

As a guy, the days I can wear skirts are my happiest days.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe if they’d hidden some malaria pills up there the Darien Project wouldn’t have bankrupted them so badly they had to sign the Act of Union with my lot.

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