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[–] 86 points 2 years ago (9 children)

i had no expectations for what a lab meat machine looked like so this really changes nothing for me

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  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    I envisioned something like a warehouse full of really large petri dishes

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  • [–] 80 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

    Looks cool as hell, does he hate beer?

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    A few months ago he was trying to get Pennsylvania to ban use of the word "milk" for anything that's not dairy products. Nevermind that coconut milk and almond milk have been a thing since like the renaissance and officially defined since the 18th century lmao.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    The popularity of alt-milks has skyrocketed recently too. It's funny that they're choosing now as the time to ban the word "milk" after there's zero chance anyone will mistake it for cow's milk.

    Oh drat oh bother I've accidentally bought peanut butter instead of dairy butter. What ever shall I put on my toast now??

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    [–] 73 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    It's a bioreactor. Nobody show him where they make literally any vaccine.

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    [–] 68 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Ok John now show us what the average slaughterhouse looks like inside

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  • [–] 62 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Looks like a big beer still. Is Fetterman about to become a prohibitionost too?

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  • [–] 56 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I'll always support you israel while I eat my bird flu chicken shit fed burgers freedom-and-democracy

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    [–] 48 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    This looks kinda similar to a big industrial sized brewery distillation machine. I assume he drinks? Maybe he doesn't.

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    [–] 48 points 2 years ago

    Has this guy ever been to a brewery? FYI this is the sorta thing MOST modern food is made in.

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  • [–] 44 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Compare that to the horrifying machinery of blood and guts and shit that makes your fucking steak.

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  • [–] 44 points 2 years ago

    grrr congressogre gronk no want science meat

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  • [–] 43 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    They should try and grow a brain for fetterman

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    [–] 41 points 2 years ago

    It is so funny when someone complains how something they don't personally like is made with scary industrial equipment. Unlike... everything else.

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  • [+] 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)
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    [–] 37 points 2 years ago

    it looks indistinguishable from literally any other industrial chemical process lmao

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago

    geordi-no Sanitary environment

    geordi-yes PIGPOOPBALLS

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago

    Wait until he sees what makes insulin

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  • [+] 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)
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    [–] 34 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I wonder what these people think a meat packing factory. That straight up looks standard for some random meat processing step.

    I really think most meat eaters don’t even understand the factory aspect

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    [–] 29 points 2 years ago

    Yes... Lab equipment imaginator

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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    [–] 27 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Lab equipment? Yeah, I sure hope so?

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    [–] 24 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Thing looks cool and scientific as fuck, what did he think this was gonna do?

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    [–] 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Yeah, I'm sure there's no machinery in a slaughterhouse. This isn't soaked in gore and can even be installed on a real floor instead of a metal greater that allows loose material to sluice through.

    However, I do wanna know why there's a plunger over to the left.

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    [–] 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    More sophisticated than I thought. Basically free publicity for lab grown meat

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    [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    don't take any pharmaceutical medication john!!! you will NOT like what the production facility for THAT looks like!

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    There's a very big gap to bridge to make anything vegan as gross as omni food. What are they going to put in there that is as gross as literal flesh, an intact piece of what was a living, perceiving mammal you could probably have been friends with?

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    [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    And the best thing is, you don't even have to kill it for it to make the meat!

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    [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    Oh no generic industrial food prep equipment so scary

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (11 children)

    Is there any IT person that is willing to stand with me in saying ZEBRA printers suck ass?

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    Comrade stroke please!

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