I almost made the decision to be a lib and not link but eh here it is https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1783049915800736108

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[–] 122 points 2 years ago (2 children)

do not, my friends, become addicted to feel-good pee pee sex. it will take hold of you, and you will resent it's absence

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    [–] 103 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Ah yes the Jordan Peterson school of "actually fucking women is super gay".

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  • [–] 62 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Women are girls and girls are feminine and icky. Men are boys and boys are masculine and tough so it's less gay to like masculine features! That's pretty straightforward!

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  • [–] 84 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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    [–] 81 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Fellas, is it gay to enjoy sex with a woman?

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  • [–] 53 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    This is twice this week I make a comment, and then scroll to see someone had made it half an hour before me.

    I'm unoriginal.

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  • [–] 78 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    the two sexualities:

    • gay
    • ace person who doesn't like sex but is trying to conform to societal expectations
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    [–] 62 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    June twenty-ninth. I gotta get more straight. Too much sex with women has turned me gay. Too much hand holding has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 cocks sucked each morning, 50 ass rimmings. There will be no more vaginas, no more big boobs, no more destroyers of my masculinity. From now on will be total men. Every ass must be tight.

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  • [–] 58 points 2 years ago

    You're gay because you love men. I'm gay because I hate women. We are not the same - that guy who got owned by Greta that time.

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  • [–] 52 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Guys a dickhead but I've noticed recently that he's becoming more of a persona - stuff like this is clearly ironic but it hides his weird trad shit underneath. He's clearly just baiting interactions because he's fallen out of the relevance he once had. Best thing is to just ignore it.

    Imagine this tweet with only 150 views.

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    [–] 49 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Is artificial insemination the straightest way of having children? Local nutjob says yes.

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  • [–] 43 points 2 years ago*

    feel good pee pee sex

    hell yeah dude

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  • [–] 38 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    tate says stuff like this so often that i'm pretty sure he's not hetero. like fascism does fun stuff psychologically, but this is just so unhinged. i don't even think jbp would cop to this. ace fascist tate i guess.

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    [+] 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)
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    [–] 35 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I was like "this is for sure a bit" and then I looked at who posted it... jesus-christ

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    How many kids does he have again?

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    He claims he has 10 by multiple women but all these kids and their mothers are "out of the public eye" so whether they really exist is who knows?

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago

    I already feel sorry for the poor kids of the dumbest meatheads and wannabe-meatheads in the world who followed the advice of their idol and fathered a number of children for his approval rather than out of any interest in being a parent.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I don't have five kids but I have a loving family. I guess it's time for me to be gay and do crimes. sicko-gay

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    [–] 31 points 2 years ago

    Thank you. I can finally post on c/anti_cishet_aktion!

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago* (6 children)

    Counterpoint: any time one has non-reproductive PIV sex, one creates a fork in the timeline where the contraceptives failed and the result was carried to term.

    Veni, vidi, vici.

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    [–] 31 points 2 years ago

    Idk thinking about other guys dicks is kinda gay

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  • [+] 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)
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    [–] 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Everyone is either gay, or secretly gay

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    [–] 26 points 2 years ago*

    Deeply closeted and unserious. Genetic legacy?

    If you are 40 with less than 5 children you're probably gay.

    Checks wikipedia for wife child info RELATIVES - FATHER, BROTHER.. .... fry

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago

    I was lamenting thinking that there's nothing the left could do to disabuse people of the Andrew Tates and Jordan Petersons of the world. Hosting events, being normal, and having fun might be enough. Even if you framed it like "idk if I could do anything about your woman problems, but want to go hang out on the beach?" would be enough to make some people skip their nightly posting rituals.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago

    Oh my pee pee feels good this is great!

    Don't (didn't?) you literally run a porn site?

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    been telling people forever that hes closeted

    how is this not obvious to everybody?

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    [–] 23 points 2 years ago*

    I know this is bait but it honestly made me laugh. Tate should transition to stand up comedy.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    Straightest thing I've ever read

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    Fellas is it gay to have sex with women?

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    lie back and think of England vibes

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    General Buck Turgidson has some ’splainin’ to do.
    I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
    But I do deny them my essence.

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