I almost made the decision to be a lib and not link but eh here it is https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1783049915800736108
do not, my friends, become addicted to feel-good pee pee sex. it will take hold of you, and you will resent it's absence
what a gay
what a lovely gay
Ah yes the Jordan Peterson school of "actually fucking women is super gay".
Women are girls and girls are feminine and icky. Men are boys and boys are masculine and tough so it's less gay to like masculine features! That's pretty straightforward!
lol no, sex with women is gay sex. sex with men is of course gay sex.
firing a gun at a tree (or a child, or whatever) is straight.
Fixed it.
If having pee pee feel good sex makes me gay then lock me up in gay prison mon capitane.
Fellas, is it gay to enjoy sex with a woman?
This is twice this week I make a comment, and then scroll to see someone had made it half an hour before me.
I'm unoriginal.
Silver is a perfectly acceptable medal.
i would spin this as "i'm with it with the memes"
Satire has finally died
the two sexualities:
June twenty-ninth. I gotta get more straight. Too much sex with women has turned me gay. Too much hand holding has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 cocks sucked each morning, 50 ass rimmings. There will be no more vaginas, no more big boobs, no more destroyers of my masculinity. From now on will be total men. Every ass must be tight.
There's nothing more manly than men having sex with men
You're gay because you love men. I'm gay because I hate women. We are not the same - that guy who got owned by Greta that time.
Guys a dickhead but I've noticed recently that he's becoming more of a persona - stuff like this is clearly ironic but it hides his weird trad shit underneath. He's clearly just baiting interactions because he's fallen out of the relevance he once had. Best thing is to just ignore it.
Imagine this tweet with only 150 views.
Is artificial insemination the straightest way of having children? Local nutjob says yes.
artificial insemination
local nutjub
feel good pee pee sex
hell yeah dude
tate says stuff like this so often that i'm pretty sure he's not hetero. like fascism does fun stuff psychologically, but this is just so unhinged. i don't even think jbp would cop to this. ace fascist tate i guess.
Fingers are for HUNTING WILDEBEEST and PICKING BERRIES. Anyone who uses their fingers for typing stuff on a dumbdumb computer is a wastrel.
How many kids does he have again?
He claims he has 10 by multiple women but all these kids and their mothers are "out of the public eye" so whether they really exist is who knows?
Even assuming that's true, the chances that he's a parent to any of those children is near 0.
That's a good thing. Its definetly better to be fatherless than to have Andrew Tate for a dad
Andrew Tate cucked me by getting my Canadian girlfriend pregnant 
I was like "this is for sure a bit" and then I looked at who posted it... 
All jokes aside really don't know how you can post something like this to the internet in earnest and still maintain you're an alpha male. This just broadcasts "I don't fuck and I have sour grapes".
I already feel sorry for the poor kids of the dumbest meatheads and wannabe-meatheads in the world who followed the advice of their idol and fathered a number of children for his approval rather than out of any interest in being a parent.
Idk thinking about other guys dicks is kinda gay
Counterpoint: any time one has non-reproductive PIV sex, one creates a fork in the timeline where the contraceptives failed and the result was carried to term.
therefore there must be a fork where every single time a man had sex he had an additional child
"goddamn why does this keep happening to me?" says the man with 58 children, learning his 59th is on its way
Thank you. I can finally post on c/anti_cishet_aktion!
I don't have five kids but I have a loving family. I guess it's time for me to be gay and do crimes. 
Everyone is either gay, or secretly gay
Deeply closeted and unserious. Genetic legacy?
If you are 40 with less than 5 children you're probably gay.
Checks wikipedia for wife child info RELATIVES - FATHER, BROTHER.. .... 
I was lamenting thinking that there's nothing the left could do to disabuse people of the Andrew Tates and Jordan Petersons of the world. Hosting events, being normal, and having fun might be enough. Even if you framed it like "idk if I could do anything about your woman problems, but want to go hang out on the beach?" would be enough to make some people skip their nightly posting rituals.
been telling people forever that hes closeted
how is this not obvious to everybody?
Oh my pee pee feels good this is great!
Don't (didn't?) you literally run a porn site?
I know this is bait but it honestly made me laugh. Tate should transition to stand up comedy.
Fellas is it gay to have sex with women?
Straightest thing I've ever read
lie back and think of England vibes
General Buck Turgidson has some ’splainin’ to do.
I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
But I do deny them my essence.
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