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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Tmnt2: secret of the ooze. Had it memorized.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Actually only saw this a couple times, but the first time I saw it was in the theater, sitting in the front row like a dumbass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I almost definitely saw it in theaters but all I remember about it is watching it on vhs, all day erryday.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I remember having an elaborate network of people who'd mail VHS tapes to me as a kid. It's what you did before simply downloading a video file was feasible piracy. I'd go on a BBS and knew a guy who knew a guy who was copying anime off Japanese broadcasts. Anyone remember those ugly yellow subtitles? They were ubiquitous.

I remember being a lot more passionate back then about it. Like I was literally 12 years old helping coordinate this international piracy ring. After limewire became a thing my contacts fizzled away. I wonder what happened to them.

Oh, and also my parents were very confused by my hobby. My mother one time saw an anime in the $2 bargain bin at Dollar General. I don't know how or why they had it, but the one she grabbed was Bible Black, which is a hentai about girls being possessed by demons and growing dicks. She innocently gave it to me thinking it was just any other anime. Was funny.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This ignores a very important factor in decades that are defined by new technology: money

Doesn't matter what the latest gizmo is, if you grew up in a household that was strapped for cash, your childhood will have more in common with the previous generation than with your peers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This was definitely my experience. I was born in '95, but we were still buying VHS tapes (from Goodwill) well into the late aughts. I still had a small collection of them up until I moved out, but I didn't bring them with me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thankful was used to pirate HBO in my house, somehow the old analogue signal came in without us having to pay. ofc the cable company had no clue so it owned. Saw so many movies as a kid and shit I shouldn't have seen like Real Sex and Taxi Cab Confessions anti-italian-action

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

My dad had a descrambler box in the early 80s. Skin-a-max wouldn't come along until much later with their one of a kind late night programming, but holy shit did I watch a lot of HBO in 1981. For a while, I think HBO had Star Wars on a constant loop. That and Chariots of Fire, which theme is burned into my memories like a cattle brand.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dino-Riders taught me that evil people were ugly mutants while good people were beautiful hippies, and it was okay to weaponize animals as long as you asked nicely for permission beforehand.

Also, I still do the Rikki Tikki Tavi swooshing noise in my head when sneaking around the house getting a midnight snack.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Spent my early years with a phobia of the landstriders from The Dark Crystal and zero clue about what the plot was.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I couldn't watch the scene where they drain the little elf guy for his life force. Or the scene where lady takes her eye out and looks at them in a cage.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Max

Fucking

Headroom

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Fern Gully comes to mind for me.

Also my little sister watched Legally Blonde almost every day after school.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I remember having a VHS with like, a cartoon on it, from what I remember it was in an anime style? maybe. and it was about a talking car, and all I really remember about it is that at one point he's rushing a pregnant woman to the hospital and going really fast. I have never been able to identify this cartoon from my past and it haunts my very being.

also Bananas in Pajamas. That shit was dope.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was this Bumpety Boo? Saban put it on VHS in the early 90s. Are you the only person other than me who's seen it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

HOLY FUCK THATS IT, you're incredible oh my fucking god, I remember that doofy yellow car like I'm 4 again omfg

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh awesome! I'm glad I helped you remember!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Puff the Magic Dragon on VHS when I was really little

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks to trump we now call cult classics “tax write offs no one will see”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did that start under trump-moist ? I lost track in the spreading circus fire.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

My understanding is that it was part of a tax bill that allows a company to write off depreciation immediately by reducing the usable life of a product instead of taking a percentage of a loss over multiple years.

When I looked into it, there are a lot of “well ackshually” articles about how destroying Batgirl was not tax advantageous

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Not a lot of people know what I'm talking about when I bring up BeetleBorgs. They'll all know Power Rangers, but the BeetleBorgs are King.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm still mad at that show for exactly one episode. The actress who played the Red Beetleborg gets replaced in episode 39. I'm not mad at her getting replaced, just the contrivance of the plot. She gets hit by some kind of space beam that makes her look slightly different (because it's a different actress now). And the episode's plot is about trying to make her look normal again. But all they manage to do is make her look normal to most people, but the audience and main characters will still see her altered appearance.

Just replace the character, holy shit. Make a new red beetleborg how hard is it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

BEETLEBORGS METALLIX!

I was about 28 when I realized that Jay Leno was not, in fact, in BeetleBorgs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I somehow always forget about his character even though he's like the main plot device initiating the whole thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

BeetleBorgs is the same tier as VR Troopers in the Power Rangers pyramid.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Demo copy of Kiki's Delivery Service on VHS that would turn black and white and back to color every 15 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

turn black and white and back to color

You got Macrovision-ed

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same with old games in the $5 bin. Whatch y'all know about fucking Zoop for SNES and Glover for the N64

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I also had Zoop from a cheap bin. Never did figure out how to play it lmao.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I had Secret Adventures where a babysitters imagination takes her charges into some cartoon adventure once an episode, it was nominally Christian but I think they only added that at the last second so they could dump it direct to vhs after no one bought the series lol. You can watch it all on youtube, but what kid is gonna do that when they can watch a tiktok of someone breaking milk jugs in public with half the screen covered by scooping rainbow colored sand.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sadly they won't be able to watch "Aliens for Breakfast", a made for tv movie we watched over and over featuring Sinbad