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[–] [email protected] 96 points 7 months ago (2 children)

My Great Great Grandpapa, Viceroy Chauncington Money was the hardest of workers. He would stay up late into the night evaluating the workers of his cotton plantation at Fort Massacre. He inherited this ethic from his own ancestor, Lord Cockwater Money, the 1st Earl of Money. you see, it was his genius that allowed him to invent money.

As I explain in my forthcoming article, Clean My Jaguar With Your Tongue, You Lazy, Filthy Vagrants, we are all so very lucky to live in the world they helped create.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 7 months ago (2 children)

imagine being so rich your family name literally contains the word 'money' and daring to write something like this

[–] [email protected] 56 points 7 months ago

yeah I'm sure you worked very hard for your position

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 7 months ago (2 children)

One of their kids makes a living by misleading the public, and the other one is a magician brow

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

Did her parents doom her by naming her after the AC/DC song?

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coutts

Founded in 1692, it is the eighth oldest bank in the world. Today, Coutts forms part of NatWest Group's wealth management division.

Like other people have said, the absolute lack of self awareness and ghoulism to write something like this is dumbfounding.

Also,

[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago (2 children)

how do you try to do a power pose and come off with literally negative presence

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

By having never stood for anything nor worked for anything in your entire life.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I wonder what they think work even is. Like I get the sense that they consider "work" literally just a mindset and has nothing at all to do with actually doing a job

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

Many of them think that work means "making an effort at a task" and not "if you don't sell your labour you will die."

Sure, some of them labour for long hours when the mood takes them. But they'll never have to work if the mood doesn't take them.

Want to take the week off? Fine. Boss doesn't like it? Call Dad and have him explain to boss what will happen to his credit cards. Fired anyway? No problem, 6 months in the alps and then a similar gig at the next company.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago

because you suck and write drivel like this nobody not even super rich dickheads can stand to be around you

[–] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago (9 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

If it hadn't been for the rest of the images that third one would have like half of twitter going on about how great his fit is. I know that because he looks like he's not allowed near high schools after the incident.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago

He could totally be a batman villain called The Diddler.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago

The English pillaged the world to create this man. Generational inheritance should be illegal.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

Funniest failson I've seen in the last few years, maybe even tops Hunter Biden.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (4 children)

It's Hindi and it says हौसला प्यार विश्वास (Courage Love Faith). Apparently this dude loves India

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

he derives his magic from where his family discovered the ancient sorcery known as "flavour"

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 7 months ago (1 children)

magician

This is like the family from arrested development if they were even worse people.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Rosie seems cool though imo. The rest get the owned treatment

[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago (4 children)

and another daughter, Rosie.

wonder what Rosie did to not get her last name mentioned like the other two

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago

Yeah, Rosie getting the red-headed stepchild treatment there.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago

I aspire to be rosie

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

maybe they're just self aware enough to realize "socialite" isn't a great label, but judging from the rest of the article maybe she's an embarrassment that has a real job

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)

As a downwardly mobile individual, I stan the magician son.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It is the only worse country than the US. In terms of how much agency the country has in organizing itself so poorly.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago

tory not for much longer

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Surely, surely, if you really wanted to write this sort of article, you could find someone who didn't come from inherited wealth. Like, you'd at least go looking, if you earnestly believed what you were writing

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

I wouldn't be surprised if the Telegraph was entirely staffed by nepo failchildren.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

porky-happy My name is Charles Gold-Status, I worked hard my entire life.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

lol, Keep up, Reality Matrix, the Count DeMonet gag has been done already

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

Just to point out that Coutts is where the Royal Family banks and a savings account requires a minimum balance of...a million pounds? More?...some obscene amount

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

| Bill Deeds

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

Honestly if i was a nepo baby i would just change my name like nick cage did

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

He married Lucy Rose Deedes, the daughter of Bill Deedes, whom he has since divorced.

Makes sense. If he hadn't divorced Bill after marrying Lucy, things could've gotten very awkward.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

the banker Money-Counts marries the daughter of the banker Deeds, you can't make this shit up

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bill

Money

Deeds

Just gotta marry into the Cash family and have a son named Rich.

"Hi I'm Lord Rich Cash-Money, gandson of Bill Deeds"

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

magician

Money-Coutts

Founded in 1692, it is the eighth oldest bank in the world. Today, Coutts forms part of NatWest Group’s wealth management division.

It's like 8-grade syndrome but XVII-century syndrome and for real.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

Brrrrr crispy money counts

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (3 children)

ok so this asshole can name himself Crisp Money but if i call myself Stack Cheddar i'm cringe? fuck off.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

"no no no... Its pronounced, Count deMoanAY... MOANAY!"

"Yeah.. Count da Money"

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