this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

Retired mouth and bum.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh you used your mouth in the womb. The problem is you also used your kidneys and what went out went back in.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

We were not all having a good day thank you very much

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Now imagine society kissing each other by rubbing our bellybuttons together. You’re welcome.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What do you think a hug is?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not sure about you, but I don’t usually rub bellies (skin to skin) when I hug people. But hey, do your thing dog. 🤗

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Then I must ask you, is kissing someone on the mouth through your shirts not kissing?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

We were all blood sucking parasites before being born...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago