Retired mouth and bum.
this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2024
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Oh you used your mouth in the womb. The problem is you also used your kidneys and what went out went back in.
I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.
We were not all having a good day thank you very much
Now imagine society kissing each other by rubbing our bellybuttons together. You’re welcome.
What do you think a hug is?
Not sure about you, but I don’t usually rub bellies (skin to skin) when I hug people. But hey, do your thing dog. 🤗
Then I must ask you, is kissing someone on the mouth through your shirts not kissing?
Are you ok?
Your bones are wet.
😳
Stahp
We were all blood sucking parasites before being born...
Mom hole