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[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

"Spiced" Coke, fuck that noise.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

God forbid they bring back a good, or at least popular, flavor like starlight.

Oh yeah and the spiced flavor is not great either.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'd try it, but it's double the price and half the size. I'm not paying 60 cents a can when I'm buying in bulk from the grocery store. 29-38 cents is about the right price.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Oh oh oh pumpkin spice soda

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

What have you done?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Like, what are we talking here, melange?

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

I think spiced is their best flavor yet, but I've always loved ginger beer and cola.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

They're gone in a blink of the eye so why bother trying one, if you like it you'll only be disappointed when it's gone forever the next day.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Took one for the team and tried it

Painfully sweet even for a Coca Cola product. Reminds me of Jolly Ranchers and/or Swedish Fish but not in a good way (and I love Swedish Fish)


7/10 with rice

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Just don't get rid of Vanilla Zero Sugar and we good

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Where do you find those??? I've been watching grocery stores around me like a hawk, but all we ever get is cherry zero, and SOMETIMES cherry vanilla zero. I was starting to think coke just didn't want to make vanilla zero

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Spiced Coke is almost drinkable. I regret to say that Coke Space and the various other recent flavors do not meet that standard.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

The funny thing is: Spiced is actually the best flavor they've had in a while lol

Basically raspberry Coke

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

That is a headline word salad if I've ever seen one

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

The Onion is known for their accurate stature afterall.

[-] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago

What's With All The Capitalisation??

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

That's how titles are supposed to be done in proper English.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I believe that's called a "title"

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

it's supposed to be a headline though, to me it's very hard to read this way

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