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Are there any good April Fools jokes today? For example, a few years ago Google announced a sewage based ISP (i.e. flush some fiber optic cable down the toilet and they would fish it out and connect it).

The only one I have come across is IGN article about the Nintendo Virtual Boy Pro.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 7 months ago (1 children)

For an IRL example... I explained April Fools Day to my 4 year old kid this morning for the first time. His first instinct was to wrap a piece of Lego in foil and have me write CHOC on it, then leave it outside the bedroom door for my wife (who was having a lie in). I think he gets it!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

He's been holding on to that prank for 4 years

[–] [email protected] 49 points 7 months ago

Last year, the Flying subreddit (a subredit for pilots, both hobbyists and professional ones) had a mod post about changing focus to the more numerous group: The passengers, giving the impression that they pivoted to travel blogging. Due to timezones, the april fools aspect wasn't immediately clear, so the outrage was enormous.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My son (5 y/o) walked into my office and said “dad! I brought you something”. I assumed it was a piece of Easter candy because he had a hand behind his back. I asked him what did he have.

He turned around, let out a huge fart, and said “Fooled you!” Then he put on his cowboy hat and walked out of the room.

Yep, gottem.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Aha, Billy The Skid

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Google Japan always pulls a joke about how they've developed a new better Google Japanese Keyboard.

So far there's been a spoon you bend to different angles to select characters, and a giant keyboard key you wear as a hat and use by reaching up and spinning it to point in the cardinal direction of a given character, and then enter it by pressing the single giant key-hat thing.

It's especially funny with Google being such a massive monolithic company, and there's the Japanese branch just doing their own thing.

I also participate in the Titanfall modding scene, and each year for April fools the Northstar master server displays everything in uwu language.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Thank you for sharing!! All of those Gboard videos are absolute gold lmfao

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago

I think The Lockpicking Lawyer (YouTuber)has consistently put out good April's fools videos. I do have a sophomoric sense of humor though, and they are all based on innuendo.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

https://youtu.be/tVo_wkxH9dU

Context: BBC broadcast this on April 1st, 1957. A lot of people fell for it, seeking advice on growing spaghetti trees on their own. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti-tree_hoax

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

At the time spaghetti was relatively unknown in the UK, so many British people were unaware that it is made from wheat flour and water.

Spaghetti was unknown in the UK in 1957? My spaghetti history is woefully inadequate. The American school system failed me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

The real prank was the American education system all along 🥲

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Now I Know?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

The StreetComplete app for Open Street Map had its map cursor being a Nyan cat with a rainbow trail behind it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nothing online I've found is interesting. But I bought a pack of "Student Driver" magnets, and put it on my car enthusiast friends Porsche. Haven't heard anything yet, so im hoping its still on. Might throw a new one on whenever I notice its gone.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

If left on, those things can scratch the paint. Dirt from the road works its way in. I had a friend who destroyed the paint job on his car with one. He had it on a pretty long time tho.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Co-op (British grocery store chain) posted this product announcement on their Facebook page, playing on the British predilection for enjoying horrible sandwiches.

Even as a non-Brit, I thought it was reasonably clever, not to mention rather well made.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's more to do with the fact a decent sandwich can't be enjoyed without some chips in it. A fun joke.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Nope. Those zany Brits literally eat sandwiches with nothing but potato chips on them (except butter).

Not only that, but there are literally dozens of websites with recipes and instructions on how to make them (as if that required any sort of further explanation). Unless this is some sort of massive prank they’re playing on literally the entire rest of the world, I’m led to believe they actually do enjoy eating this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nothing wrong with a crisp sandwich, don't knock it til you've tried it!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Just the thought of it alone makes me physically uncomfortable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I'm eating one right now. Imagine the crunch in your mind.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Mate you have to try it. It's amazing.

If you want to step it up a both add vegemite. Legit off changing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I mean, with stuff is perfectly normal. On their own, yeah wtf.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

A few Lemmy communities had at least an April Fool's Day joke or two from the mods. Unpopular Opinions is "Popular Opinions" today lol.

I do remember getting annoyed when Slashdot posted everything in ROT-13 on AFD several years back lol.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I find it nuts when people do an april fool's joke that could actually be a thing. Like turning the Switch into a Google Cardboard style VR device.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Didn't they already do that for real with Nintendo Labo?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Did they? I know it let you make weird machines; I don't remember a VR one though. But I also totally forgot Labo was a thing until you mentioned it so 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

VirtualBoy was also a terrible Nintendo product from the 90s, which adds to the joke even more.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Personally, I really liked it. I would strap it to my head and lay in bed to play Mario Tennis and... Metal something? It was like a robot SHMUP where you flew forward into the action, so to speak. Only two games I had for it. Played more tennis than the other one since the other one gave me the same kind of motion sickness that VR now does when I try to move without actually moving. lol

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

The annual chance to soft announce the stupid ideas that may be crazy enough to work with plausible deniability.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

There used to be a fun store called Think Geek that would announce a bunch of new products on April 1st. Some were clearly impossible, some they were actually planning to launch (usually more mundane stuff like shirts), some were things that were more “this is a joke but if enough people like it/express interest we’ll see if we can actually manufacture it/license the IP.” I liked the site and realized only a few months ago that I hadn’t seen anything from them in a long time. They were independent, then bought by the parent company of Slashdot but kept operating largely as normal, then were eventually sold to Hot Topic and I think that’s when it kind of went away. Looks like their site now redirects to GameStop.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

GameStop bought them a couple of years ago. That was the deathknell.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

It’s a shame; they had fun, often unique stuff. Since GameStop didn’t seem to keep that stuff I’m not sure what buying Think Geek got them that they couldn’t’ve just done on their own.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I was familiar. I even have some stuff still; shirts and desk toys. At one point they sold an external PC bay drive made by Thermaltake that was a literal cupholder/ashtray with a car style cigarette lighter that, supposedly, was functional. I never actually plugged it in though (put it in my PC, but didn't plug the lighter into the molex connector).

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Sadly I feel like this tradition is drying up more and more each year. I remember like 10-15 years ago tons of sites did really big things for the day. I honestly forgot today was April 1st until I saw this post. I miss it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Some absolute lunatic on Sysadmin made a joke about Broadcom purchasing Veeam.

No one should ever joke about being purchased by Broadcom after what they are doing to VMware.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I switched jobs partly to avoid that BS. How much worse has it gotten since last year?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't deal with it directly. But brocade removing the free ESXi version and doing a 40-60% price increase will hurt a lot of places.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, last I heard, the place I worked at was going to be priced out of their products, from ESXi hosts to Horizon to WorkSapce1. ALL the eggs were in that basket.

They'll have to transition and retool for everything.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I work for a F500 org that does billions in sales a month and Brocade couldn't tell us if we were going to be invited to the new partner program. It was an absolute shitshow.

Makes me glad I only have to deal with Cisco and FortiNet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Definitely a shitshow. I have some contacts internally over there that have led me to believe that it's as bad as it appears to be from the outside.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

The folks over at [email protected] have been weighing books all day which has been fun :P

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Satisfactory's developer Coffee Stain Studio made a Satisfactory Direct video

It's under two minutes so it has a pretty good joke/time ratio

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

My kids mom made him a "cake". It was actually meat loaf with dyed pink mashed potatoes instead of frosting.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Yes, I've been known to partake in some. Was sitting in the front seat of a bus, and the buses have a rule where, at all the train tracks, they're supposed to briefly stop and open the bus doors to see if they hear any train coming before closing the door and driving onward again. The bus had stopped to do just that, and at that very moment, I played a train sound effect I had ready on my phone. The bus driver looks around and is weirded out by the "seeming invisible train".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

savagegeese (car youtube) put out an outstanding and genuinely hilarious video about a convertible Nissan SUV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6vprgDHFw0

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

20 minutes is way too long for a joke video.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

worth it tho

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Windows is very clean and performs very well