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[-] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago

A witness said is a man eating a detached leg. The detached leg came from a person hit by a train near the Wasco Amtrak station earlier that morning.

Atleast there was no murder

[-] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago

Mf really went, "Ooh, free leg!"

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

It would have been free lunch if it wasn’t for those pesky ~~kids~~ cannibalism laws.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

never mind cannibalism, he was arrested for "taking evidence from the scene" :D

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I showed this to one of my friends and all he said was "Well was it cooked?"

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

don't keep us in suspense

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Modstold me they'll give me to this man as food if I make another problematic Yu-Gi-Oh post.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

C/Urbanism doesn’t fuck around, look at they had a train do this guy.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

How was the leg detached??

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Tankies be coping that their precious trains have resulted in another fatality. Cars will reign supreme forever, nobody ever gets hurt by them.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I actually live right near where this happened lmao

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

You just couldn't help yourself, had to get a bite

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Folks is eating a random leg you find on the train tracks "freegan"?

(This is not a dig at vegans and is only 90% a joke)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Freeganism is an ideology of limited participation in the conventional economy and minimal consumption of resources, particularly through recovering wasted goods like food. The word "freegan" is a portmanteau of "free" and "vegan". While vegans avoid buying, consuming, using, and wearing animal products as an act of protest against animal exploitation, freegans—at least in theory—avoid buying anything as an act of protest against the food system in general.

I don't think so, under that definition you would have to normally be able to buy human legs in order to abstain from it as a protest.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

But by eating the leg you are abstaining from buying other foodstuffs.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

would've been vegan straight up if he gotten her consent.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

could you describe your family crest to me sir

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

How is it like to like in California? Is it more commiefornia or capitalfornia? I'm guessing the latter.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Stop doxxing yourself so much

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I have said this about like 10 different cities in Cali that are all hundreds of miles apart lol.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

VoC but for real

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

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Oh , good.

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Oh, drat.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Peoplewithseriousmentalhealthissues be houngry

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

At this moment, investigators haven't said who the leg belongs to, or who was hurt in the train crash, but sources said one person is dead.

Investigative journalism

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

On top of the obvious typo in the first paragraph

It's a horrifying sight, which shouldn't have passed any quality check before publishing

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

So, how many stray limbs has this guy eaten and gotten away with

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

This shit is exactly why I got out of news

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Yoshihage Kira, but for legs

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

he just like me fr fr

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

What's wrong with this form of cannibalism? At least the person didn't have to kill the guy for his 🍗

😋 Tho....

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

at last a normal news headline

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