Isn't Dracula canonically immortal? You could technically write him into The Expanse and be accurate. I guess the scifi people might have an issue with it.
Dracula has the protomolecule, confirmed?
Dracula in an otherwise realistic sci-fi setting would also have some potential.
Lower decks holodeck episode in the style of the Moriarty episodes?
Yup, a direct reference to it.
Check out Blindsight by Peter Watts.
Fun fact, Blindsight is online free at the author's web site: https://www.rifters.com/real/Blindsight.htm
The vampires appear in Chapter 1, after the Prologue.
Check out Vampire Hunter D, although I wouldn't call it an otherwise realistic sci-fi setting there's still spaceships and vampires.
Immortal unless he's killed, which he was.
Somehow, Dracula returned!
There's a Dracula "sci-fi western" in development now, and it wouldn't be the first sci-fi film to feature vampires. Blade Trinity was fairly sci-fi and featured a resurrected Vlad III. There are also a whole bunch of low-budget independent films, because the character is public domain.
So it's been done, but I wouldn't say it's been done well. Technology and the ubiquity of cameras make telling vampire stories logistically complicated. Like, they always need to come up with a bunch of handwaves to explain how coffins fly on airplanes piloted by a bunch of human familiars, and how the old legends about running water and being invited in are apocryphal superstitions.
they always need to come up with a bunch of handwaves to explain how coffins fly on airplanes piloted by a bunch of human familiars
That one is easy to explain. Either the vampire is wealthy and has a private aircraft, which is likely if they're hundreds of years old, or they can ship themselves as the remains of a loved one. I would imagine that any competent modern vampire would have a forger, and a hacker in their household.
How do vampires handle high g forces, I don't believe it's ever been addressed. Presumably the ability to turn into a bat would lower his mass and help.
Hrm....is it only our sun that's a problem for him? Like how our sun powers superman but Krypton's didn't?
But it would be very strange for an old Eastern European noble to be playing a Japanese card game and drinking a recently invented American beverage
With a skeptical brow raised, the count begrudgingly sipped from a glass of Coca-Cola, a recently invented American beverage vastly different from the Romanian wines of his cellar. "Passable," he muttered under his breath, with a reluctant nod, betraying centuries of noble pride. Yet, as the night unfolded, a subtle smile crept over his pale face.
He looked over to his guest, sitting opposite him on an old wooden chair. A traveler from a far away land, lost in these dark forests in this dark and stormy night, glad to have been given shelter. The man - he could not be older than thirty - had bowed profusely after his rescue from the elements.
"I could never repay you completely for you help, but may I offer you a small token of thanks for your kindness? It's a game from my home, quite simple to play, it would be an honor to teach you. I have not seen its likeness in these lands, so it might offer you a sliver of fresh entertainment."
"Caffeine is terrible! I was up all night!"
I do sometimes wonder what drinking the Cokaine-Cola must have been like
It is historically plausible for a samurai to have sent a fax to Abraham Lincoln
Any stranger than him being a vampire?
Of any "class/type" of person to be doing something like that a noble is the most likely. High standing and money gives you easier access to things.
He could travel to Baltimore for a bridge tournament.
Wasn’t another one that Samurai, the telegraph and Lincoln were all alive in the same time period so you could have a Samurai send an electronic message to Lincoln.
The fax machine, actually
Fax machines are an ancient and archaic magicks, we dare not meddle.
Yeah, meanwhile in reality Karl Marx sent a letter to Lincoln.
Well, yes, but I don't think there were lines connecting the two.
That said, Matthew Perry (not that one) had already reestablished relations with Japan during Lincoln's time
Damn coke used to be cool ? Now it is just average useless soda
After 1904, instead of using fresh leaves, Coca-Cola started using "spent" leaves – the leftovers of the cocaine-extraction process with trace levels of cocaine.[77] Since then (by 1929[78]), Coca-Cola has used a cocaine-free coca leaf extract. Today, that extract is prepared at a Stepan Company plant in Maywood, New Jersey, the only manufacturing plant authorized by the federal government to import and process coca leaves, which it obtains from Peru and Bolivia.[79] Stepan Company extracts cocaine from the coca leaves, which it then sells to Mallinckrodt, the only company in the United States licensed to purify cocaine for medicinal use.[80]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola#Coca_leaf
So it still has coca extract, just not the cocaine part.
C'mon Stepan Company, you could be a bro and "accidentally" let just a smidge through the final product.
That's why they named the company "coca" cola.
Now they should just rename to just "cola"
A lot of things used to be a lot cooler. My doctor has never prescribed me opium and laudanum for a cough.
Get a better doctor! Mine prescribes meth to make my brain work better.
It's called Castlevania.
Dracula can't drink Coca-Cola though...
Why?
Ingesting anything other than blood makes him ill.
the cocaine fixes that
"I never drink...Coke."
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