My grandpa was shot by fascists because he refused to fight in their fascist army. So in my book, lazer mullets that kill fascists are the best kind of mullets.

Jo. Genau das ist das Problem. Neben der unfassbaren Kommerzialisierung im allgemeinen ist das Münchner Meisterabonnement der zweite Grund, warum mir Fussball komplett fremd, unwichtig und nebensächlich geworden ist. Beim WM-Finale 1990 noch als Teen begeistert am TV geklebt, werde ich diese WM nicht mehr verfolgen.

Einem Bundesligaclub zu folgen und bei seinen Spielen mitfiebern fühlt sich nicht mehr viel anders an, als einem Börsenkurs eines DAX-notierten Unternehmens zu folgen. Da kommt in etwa die gleiche emotionale Verbindung auf.

Am Ende gewinnt dann eine der versammelten Millionärstruppen. Und in Deutschland isses obendrein noch immer dieselbe. Hurra. Konfetti.

Nichts ist mehr im Free-TV, alles kostet extra, DAZN hält richtig die Hand auf. Und dort höre ich Sportreporter, die, statt wie früher Wontorra, Hartmann oder Hansch authentisch zu kommentieren hauptsächlich Fake-Begeisterung ins Mikro schauspielern.

Schön, wenn da noch einer Spaß dran haben kann, dem gönne ich das auch. Aber ich bin aus der Nummer endgültig raus.

It's like their ugliness went from inside to outside.

I propose a kind of peaceful ring exchange - Greenland to the US, Alaska to Canada, California to Denmark and Texas to Mexico. Yellowstone goes to the Vatican so they can prevent an eruption with prayers. The British kingdoms then go to Ireland, with the exception of Scotland, which goes to Bavaria because of cultural similarities.

Have we forgotten anything? Oh yes. Russia goes to Ukraine. For reparations reasons alone.

As a German I can confirm all stereotypes about us are completely true. We hate each other and ourselves, we only eat bratwurst and drink beer and we have no sense of humour whatsoever. My desktop wallpaper is a portrait of David Hasselhoff. I'm always punctual and I don't know how to party, which makes sense because I work all day anyway.

Hope this helps.

I'm German.

I used to be poor as fuck, didn't have a job, had lots of medical issues due to being very overweight, was depressed and dysfunctional, also a stoner on top of all that. That was basically how I lived from 2000 to 2009.

But the state paid my rent and gave me some money so I would at least not become homeless. And then, a guy at the "Jobcenter" said hey, wanna have a two-year state sponsored job training? It's 18k Euros, but the German state will pay for it. All you gotta do is see a doctor every month and have him certify to us that you're off drugs.

I said fuck yeah, let's do it. Last chance to get my life back on track.

Fast forward to today.. I'm married, have a well paid job as a software architect, earned enough money I could probably live independently for over two years, have a handsome ETF portfolio.

In America, I would have been fucked. If you're poor in Germany, there's always a way out if you just get your shit together.

I'm genuinely sick of seeing his face, hearing his voice or even being told by the news about the new stupid shit he said today. I'm sick of the people who idolize him when it should be so blatantly obvious to anyone with even a shred of human decency that every word in OP's post is accurate.

This man is the embodiment of our inadequacy as a species.

His wife was shocked when she saw that picture because she had no idea he's a Coldplay fan.

This guy earned > 1 million euros per year before he became chancellor and told a journalist he believes he's middle class. Nuff said.

No matter how often it's posted, it remains a fake.

No atheist hates god. How can you hate something you don't think exists?