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[–] 97 points 8 months ago* (10 children)

As a German I can confirm all stereotypes about us are completely true. We hate each other and ourselves, we only eat bratwurst and drink beer and we have no sense of humour whatsoever. My desktop wallpaper is a portrait of David Hasselhoff. I'm always punctual and I don't know how to party, which makes sense because I work all day anyway.

Hope this helps.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    But what about the crazy German dungeon porn and the sex clubs‽

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  • [–] 35 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    You know how the US likes to obliterate countries for oil? Yeah, our power companies like to do that for coal.

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago

    Love to keep ~15k people employed at a subsidy cost of "you could gift everyone involved a guaranteed 5k€ a month pension tomorrow and be done with it". Truly in it for the love of the game alone

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago

    LOOK in the top left you can see those DISGUSTING wind turbines ruining our beautiful landscapes... SAD!

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago* (3 children)

    Germany's "Green" party actually green-lighted this (no pun intended). Can't destroy the environment if there's none of it left.

    Also that's what the famous mud wizard was protesting.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    they think that everything is ok as long they don't get close to the farlands.

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