[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

There's a satirical movement in Germany called "Front deutscher Äpfel" (front of German apples). One of their slogans is "Was gibt der deutschen Jugend Kraft? Apfelsaft! Apfelsaft!" ("What gives German youth strength? Apple juice! Apple juice!")

They would surely approve.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago

If these people have their way, the USA will become a religious autocracy that respects human rights on a level comparable to that in Iran.

[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I would love to be an attractive woman. It would be like an all you can f*** buffet. I'm an ugly dude who has to work extremely hard to get laid. I dream of being sexually attractive.

However, I really really would not wish to be trans. I simply don't have the courage to face the backlash of all the bigoted backwards losers who hate on them. That's why I absolutely admire and support trans people because unfortunately (and also somewhat ironically), in our day and age, it still takes a lot of balls to be trans.

[-] [email protected] 83 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This guy earned > 1 million euros per year before he became chancellor and told a journalist he believes he's middle class. Nuff said.

[-] [email protected] 155 points 2 months ago

No matter how often it's posted, it remains a fake.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago

Noch einfacher: Kündigen. Ich habe in den letzten zehn Jahren sechs Mal den Job gewechselt. Ergebnis bisher: 325% Gehaltssteigerung.

[-] [email protected] 86 points 3 months ago

No atheist hates god. How can you hate something you don't think exists?

[-] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago

Is that really the only problem you see with people taking justice into their own hands? Less oversight?

[-] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago

Absolutely... no measurement that doesn't calculate an index on a per capita basis can be taken seriously. Meanwhile, noone mentions that the USA has the highest incarceration rate per capita in the so-called free world, and they call themselves "Land of the Free". The constant propaganda has completely disconnected Americans from reality.

[-] [email protected] 58 points 6 months ago

As a German citizen born in Berlin to parents who were both babies in 1945, I would like to say:

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[-] [email protected] 69 points 10 months ago

Americans be like

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