[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Astyanax Mexicanus

[-] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago

Disgusting to see that this is being reported on as a DEI issue through the twitter link.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

S P E E D Y

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I believe that there is a tangible difference between the examples of squirrels throwing sand and elephants showering themselves in water in spray patterns, and those examples of fish jetting a stream of water directly at a target. And (not a biologist or anything even remotely close) I would hazard to guess that there is substantial difference in cognitive requirements for these as well.

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Vandy too fwiw

[-] [email protected] 82 points 2 weeks ago

fwiw, I personally know for a fact that 15 to 20 minutes is fine. Ask me about other ironically bad first date ideas

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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

cross-posted from: https://metawire.eu/post/29867

Vice President JD Vance ended the Ohio State football team’s visit to the White House by fumbling the trophy the players won as their sport’s national champion

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Some really juicy offseason drama for the Vols this year. Here are the facts:

  • Nico was in Spring Camp and was seemingly both invested and invested in (Lots of reps, go pro mounting on helmet)
  • Story breaks on Thursday that Nico is in contract negotiations. (Word on the street is he wanted $4mil vs $2mil this year, possibly parent driven)
  • Nico misses practice Friday (Word is no call no show)
  • Heupel announces today that the Vols are moving on (specifically coverage seems to word it this way, rather than Nico moving on)
  • Orange and White game is also today, but no broadcast of any kind

Consensus opinions from Vol Nation seem to be:

  • Fuck NIL, we need contracts
  • Shitty of Nico to wait until the end of spring to pull this
  • Correct move from Heupel, culture over individuals
  • New QB competition drama just dropped
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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

B1G gets the theme music AND they get rid of Danielson? Things can be so unfair

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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

The plant claims the NCAA cooperated with UT to make him a scapegoat.

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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Was I wrong about Deion?

[-] [email protected] 101 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

and photos of Norwich

fucking brutal

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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Oh my god, make it stop

Also sorry for paywall

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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Turns out B1G and SEC are wearing the pants here.

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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Yeah I like the idea of this, but for top heavy conferences like the B1G, where's the incentive for them to impose any penalties on the top tier of the conference? Mizzou is gonna wind up on the stake all the time so that alabama can continue to pay for play.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Well yet another college football season is coming to a close tonight, so I figure it's time for me to finally announce winners for our prediction contest! Below you'll find a table with our top 5 results.

Actual Final Rankings [email protected] Score @[email protected] Score [email protected] Score @[email protected] Score [email protected] Score
Oregon Oregon 3 Oregon 3 Oregon 3 Oregon 3 Oregon 3
Georgia Georgia 3 Georgia 3 Georgia 3 Texas 1 Georgia 3
Boise State Miami (FL) 0 BYU 0 BYU 0 SMU 1 Miami (FL) 0
Arizona State BYU 0 SMU 1 SMU 1 BYU 0 BYU 0
Texas Ohio State 1 Ohio State 1 Texas 3 Georgia 1 Notre Dame 1
Penn State Texas 1 Miami 0 Ohio State 1 Ohio State 1 Ohio State 1
Notre Dame Notre Dame 3 Texas 1 Miami 0 Miami (FL) 0 Texas 1
Ohio State Indiana 1 Penn State 1 Tennessee 1 Indiana 1 Alabama 0
Tennessee Penn State 1 Tennessee 3 Ole Miss 0 Notre Dame 1 Penn State 1
Indiana SMU 1 Boise State 1 Notre Dame 1 Penn State 1 SMU 1
SMU Tennessee 1 Indiana 1 LSU 0 Tennessee 1 Texas A&M 0
Clemson Boise State 1 Army 0 Indiana 1 Boise State 1 Boise State 1
36 Possible 16 15 14 12 12

As you can see, nobody even scored half the available points. Though there were some really good smart guesses. Essentially everyone got Oregon, but Miami and BYU did a lot of us dirty. Congrats to @[email protected] for winning! I've sent messages to the the winners for them to claim their corresponding gift cards. Thanks to everyone who played or just hung out with us this year. I love our little corner of the internet here, we've got manageable numbers of gator and tide fans. In all seriousness though, I do think that this community punches well above its weight in terms of quality content to active user ratio, and I hope that we continue to slowly build up our presence here. To that end, I'd also like to present this post as an open forum on our mod team (specifically me). This is my first time modding for a community, and even though we're small I want to provide a good experience to our users. Hopefully one day we're big enough to warrant actual moderation and I can take a step back, but until then I'm all ears if anyone has suggestions on what we can do for our community. Good luck this afternoon to anyone playing, and I'll see y'all for whatever off season drama comes our way.

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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

And just to be totally clear, fuck that man with a mustard bottle

[-] [email protected] 74 points 9 months ago

Right, but if you read that link, you'll see that that quote isn't direct but instead a historians recollection of "words to that effect" from Ike. The following quote CAN be directly attributed to him:

I made the visit deliberately, in order to be in position to give first-hand evidence of these things if ever, in the future, there develops a tendency to charge these allegations merely to “propaganda.”

[-] [email protected] 139 points 1 year ago

You mean to tell me I've been painstakingly pressing the shift key during captcha tests for YEARS and it doesn't actually matter?

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Didn't we do this one already?

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

Imagine what hellscape would need this to be a law

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

This was funny as a kid, but this is fucking hilarious as an adult

[-] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago

False, I will not watch it

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