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[-] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?

A: You fuck her!

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

#unclejokes

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago

Ya know with the right date, it can still be a pretty funny joke. I've had dates that would have loved that one.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If you can pull off dumb jokes this one is an easy one to get them to laugh/eyeroll

Edit. So I called my gf and used it:

Me: Hey, i just have a question.
What's bigger than a tuna?

Her: i... Don't know. What?

Me: A threena!

Long pause.

Her: that was... that was very nice. Very very nice. I don't know what to do now because of how nice that was ...

Her: Are you done?

Me: Yeah, that's all I got.

Success!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Sounds like Michael talking to Jane (The Office)

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

What's the difference between a grandfather clock and a grandmother clock?

The ding dongs

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

That's cute. OP thinks they're the one who is fucked here lol

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Always keep a spare strap on in my car

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Astyanax Mexicanus

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

*Astyanax Mexcanus

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Oh gosh darn, they're focked!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I think it says, f•cked. There is a book on it.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

That's my favorite messenger

this post was submitted on 30 May 2025
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