Appoint incompetent subordinates & you can blame your ineptitude, incompetence & corruption on them.

Sure.. the AI bubble pops, but can it lock....?

I doubt the HOA is gonna complain about the lawn.

What they don't tell you is there's another hunter that's hunting you.

The fence sells your stolen goods (for a small fee)

If I lived there, I'd make sure every time a helicopter or drone goes by to take a picture of my "lonely" house; I'm tanning my butthole.

A lot of Government Cheese is stored in caves.

So it's technically fromunda cheese.

Okay, but hear me out...

"Tremors" with earthworms and The Rock Dwayne is making a big deal about it, but they just do worm stuff.

Nice, quick turnaround on these.

I like to wait until the season is finished and binge watch them all in one day, then watch it all over again while I'm recovering in the hospital from exhaustion.

It's more realistic that way.

Not pearls, a string of amethyst.

You can fill it with whatever you want, so why not fill it with more shoes so you never run out of shoes?

Electrical banana is fun on the go Electro-Banana sounds better though