[-] [email protected] 114 points 1 week ago

This is the traditional rejection outfit women on Naboo wear. You should see the outfit they wear for romantic acceptance!

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/44739570

US ranks first in swearing

[-] [email protected] 136 points 2 months ago

Sorry, boss, but this girl-on-girl playlist is to protect our sensitive data from Microsoft

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I’ve been trying to get something Lebowski related out of the “Image Playground” app on my phone, but any missing toes are actually just AI being AI.

[-] [email protected] 63 points 6 months ago

Why don’t we get them all together in a single place at the same time for a… uh, celebration of health insurance CEOs? We can show them all how much they mean to us at once.

[-] [email protected] 108 points 6 months ago

It’s painfully obvious that IPO means the death of quality. Once there are shareholders, the sociopaths move in to horde wealth in any and every way possible as though destroying good things is some kind of sport.

[-] [email protected] 74 points 8 months ago

People judge him so harshly, but like, who among us hasn't slaughtered a group of children?

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The Master will be displeased if you don't play It

[-] [email protected] 103 points 8 months ago

Assuming someone or some group of people are actually putting these in mailboxes to try to trick people, this is multiple federal felonies. It’s election fraud, and it’s a felony to tamper with a mailbox, mail fraud, I would guess conspiracy to commit fraud, and perhaps more.

If true, I sincerely hope someone’s doorbell camera catches them in the act.

[-] [email protected] 71 points 8 months ago

Just because I’m paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not after me.

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They’re Gore-Tex, Jerry!

[-] [email protected] 110 points 9 months ago

The owner of the site (Ernest, IIRC) has some health issues that have kept him from being as active as he had wanted. He also wrote the frontend code as an alternative to the Lemmy software. Mbin continues onward as a fork of Kbin.

I wish him the best. I hope he gets better. I know too well what chronic illness can do to a person.

[-] [email protected] 127 points 11 months ago

Friendly reminder that Linux is free and respects your ownership of your computer.

Windows free since XP

[-] [email protected] 97 points 1 year ago

True to the OnlyFans stereotype, most of the chats were overtly sexual. I had to wade into several prosaic fantasies about babysitters and office blowjobs, some of which included laughably florid professions of love for me. I couldn’t help but ponder how disappointed these men would be if they could somehow see me sitting in my home office, sipping hibiscus tea as I typed out commands for them to manipulate their genitalia or deposit their semen on certain parts of my body. The most surreal moment came as I noticed the faint sounds of my daughter and her puppy watching Bluey together down the hall, right as a subscriber was waxing poetic about how much he wanted to eat a macaron from between my ass cheeks; the juxtaposition made me question the entire course of my life.

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3D printed on a Prusa MK3S using PLA+/Silk PLA

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[-] [email protected] 184 points 1 year ago

Excellent! Should we invite them to setup shop here?

[-] [email protected] 62 points 2 years ago

If only Valve had some sort of store where you could buy the Steam Deck and some new games to go with it!

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