I like to point to Idiocracy (a movie you couldn’t make today but I saw for the first time in 2024; I think it was good) which Crocs are used as shoes for the future because they were not widely available and the costume designer said “There's no way people will wear them.”

I stand vindicated that Crocs are idiotic.

Feet are the back-killer. Back pain is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my feet. I permit them to pass under me. And when they have gone past I will turn the inner eye to see their path. Where the feet have gone there will be nothing. Only my back will remain.

They’re my weapon of choice

for a second I thought it's some kind of bad dragon toy

Muadib.

My feet started sweating just looking at the photo.

"Interesting... you're wearing your crocs in the desert style, like a Fremen. Who taught you to do this?"

"It just seemed to make sense..."

"He is the Lisan al Gaib!"

I kind of like them 😅

Sure, that catches on, but not the nipple-windows.

I dunno... Those look better than normal crocks, at least.

I really hate shoes in general. Men's styles fucking suck, women's sizes don't fit, and if I ever do find a good looking shoe that fits my foot, it ends up being the most uncomfortable fucking thing ever. 😮‍💨

This has nothing to do with Crocs but shoes in general. I recently got a pair online that advertised "super squishy" soles. Almost like memory foam but really really soft. They felt great for about 20 minutes then the super squishy, squished out to the sides and in weird places around my foot. They were horrible. If you've ever gotten sand inside the fabric of your shoe lining, its a lot like that. I should have returned them, but the pair I was replacing were literally falling apart and i needed shoes. 0/10 would not recommend.

It's like they're pathologically adverse to normal-looking shoes.

Maybe it is a metabolic issue.

They look like the stuff the characters from Concord would wear

Looks like a sex toy

Those have incel fuckboi energy

Whatever the fuck that is

Where do the croc charms go? smh