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Kinect sucks ass (thelemmy.club)
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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago

The Kinect is impressive for how high tech it is.

The Wiimote and sensor bar is impressive for how low tech it is.

PlayStation Move existed.

[-] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

To be fair, the six-axis movement of the Move controllers was obviously impressive and a seemed to be a precursor to almost all VR controllers.

[-] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

So, the Kinect got a last minute change from corporate MS that completely ruined the device.

The Kinect SDK is insanely fast, accurate, and fun to use. This is because all of the processing for the IR and depth sensors/etc. was done on the physical Kinect device itself. it has its own processor to handle all of that. And it was lightning fast for what it needed to be. Imagine a kinect that instantly tracks your movements with sub-ms latency/lag. That's what the Kinect was supposed to be, and the SDK version of it was.

When they made the production/commercial version of it, someone high up without understanding the product thought that people would be able to hack into the Kinect and exploit it to steal MS's trade secrets and code for how it works if they could get access to the onboard CPU and memory of the device.

So they moved the processing for all the sensors into the XBox mainboard/CPU. This was further limited by a paltry amount of CPU/RAM given to any peripheral device so the rest could remain reserved for the game itself.

This completely ruined the device. It couldn't help but be laggy as fuck. it barely had any processing/compute time to handle the sensor data in a timely fashion.

Once again proving that corporate MBA fucks don't know what they're doing and shouldn't ever be allowed to tell engineers what to do or how to do it.

Edit: Developed a few custom games and products with the Kinect SDK over Unity3D and it was blazingly fast. This is how I know all this after doing some digging/research as to why the SDK experience was so wildly different from the commercial version.

[-] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I was in the industry for nearly a decade and have witnessed so many similar situations. Hadn't heard about this one though, thanks for sharing. I was around in those days and was super excited about the Kinect but we didn't make anything in house with it so I never got the opportunity to see it function properly.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

It's one of the reasons Lionhead had to cancel the "Milo" game they showed off with the Kinect announcement. Without the on-board processing, the stuff they had already built couldn't run.

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 19 points 3 months ago

Actually it is fantastic for 3D scanning: cheap and does the trick. If you want to gift me one, feel free.

[-] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I have one but never used it for anything beyond the funky depth-camera visuals - how do you use it for 3d scanning?

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 2 points 3 months ago

I feel it is well explained here: https://all3dp.com/2/kinect-3d-scanner-easy-beginner-tutorial/

I'm sure at the 3d printing community they can provide a better guide though.

But the guist of it is having a 3d scanner allows you to scan an object that then later you can print (with some editing). This is fantastic for making that broken plastic piece of a machine that otherwise would be working.

[-] Takashiro@lemmy.today 17 points 3 months ago

I always thought that the Kinect was great , extremely fun , with a few limited games

The wii was great too , a bit "clunky" ,

But from the get go the proposition isnt as universal as playing a game the normal way ,

[-] Zink@programming.dev 14 points 3 months ago

We have the original Kinect and an old Xbox 360 permanently stationed in the living room of the house.

Being able to have Kinect Party or its prequel (Double Fine's Happy Action Theater) on the TV out there is absolute magic when you need to entertain a group of kids.

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 13 points 3 months ago

They should've stuck it out with it included in the xbone. Offering a cheaper version without one split the playerbase and made development of any kinect features in Xbox exclusives infeasible.

[-] Quicky@piefed.social 3 points 3 months ago

That and the one thing I thought was awesome - split screen TV so I could play a game and have a live football match or something on part of the screen. That was amazing at the time, I was gutted when they killed it off to get more resources for games.

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[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

We could've had finger tracking by now instead of thumbsticks that break frequently.

[-] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 12 points 3 months ago

This is why he spoiler spoiler right before the start of Silent Hill 2.

[-] robomuffin79@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

This incident made his decision to euthanise his wife far more easier

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

playing skyrim with kinect was genuinely the best way to play the game

[-] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 months ago

I only remember it allowed you to speak shouts. While interesting use, memorizing made up words was not on my list of fun.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

magic sucks because I can't remember the words.

what a barbarian thing to say.

/s

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

too immersive for some i guess. made me feel like the real dragonborn

[-] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

So, the fact they could have done this with any mic you plug in but didn't, is just too immersive? You're totally right.

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

im not sure what youre trying to say

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[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 months ago

Skyrim actually supported a load of commands . And it worked pretty reliably with my weird foreign accent.

(Ekvip duul wepöns. ...Ekvip bou. Kvik seiv.)

It actually made sense to use those a lot of times. I felt it went way past the gimmick territory!

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[-] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 5 points 3 months ago

Nah I loved it. Was great for watching videos

[-] eco_game@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 months ago

I don't know, I always found it pretty fun on my Xbox 360.

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[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

This must be a meme from deep down the nostalgia box

[-] baatliwala@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Wdym it was awesome

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