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The true PTSD (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 73 points 5 months ago

The real reason Frodo needed to go to Valinor to find peace

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

You can bet Gollum was packing some real heat. Didn't he like the fish raw unsalted iykwim?

[-] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Thank you. I'd give you two upvotes, but one is all I got.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I would if I could

[-] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago

What would you say to Gollum while he leads you to Mount Doom when his dingus flops out?

[-] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago

Nice precious, bro

[-] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

You just know there's a version of the slo-mo fall into the lava that shows the lil' Smeagol spinning like a helicopter as he goes down.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Nothing at all.......

Nothing at all................

[-] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

I've got a male sphynx cat that has prepared me for these sorts of mental images.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

That ring wasn't precious to him because he kept it on his finger...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

They say the One Ring feels like warm apple pie...

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

If you're a hobbit, yeah. Any other species just... couldn't, though not for lack of trying

[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Bro just woke up and chose violence

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Not to mention the fact that they had to climb some very steep stairs and Gollum went first. Poor hobbits...

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Oh no, the thoight of a visible dick on a traditionally unattractive creature, my fragile sanity.

Jesus, Americans. ๐Ÿ™„

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Yes, because Americans are the only people who don't want to to be flashed constantly by a creepy man who tried to murder us a while ago.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

You know as well as I do that there's a major difference between intentionally flashing someone for oh-no-didnt-think-you-had-genitalia shock value, and just not really caring to cover up for whatever reason, usually comfort. Murder attempts or no.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

What if his dick fall off when he ~~became a gollum~~ transitioning?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

what if it remained alive and became an independent organism

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Like a worm, growing into a second Gollun?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

just a disgusting sea cucumber-like creature sitting in a pond somewhere, not noticed by anyone and yet palpably making the world a worse place simply by existing.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Oh, you mean Elon Musk back in the nineties?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

New from Mattel: It's Ken Smeagol!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

His name made me laugh.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Don't you apologize. DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING APOLOGIZE.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

In the book the hobbits take baths in the same room and after being saved from the barrow wight they run around and frolick naked on the grass. I don't think they're affected by the sight of a little peegol.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

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