The real reason Frodo needed to go to Valinor to find peace

What would you say to Gollum while he leads you to Mount Doom when his dingus flops out?

You just know there's a version of the slo-mo fall into the lava that shows the lil' Smeagol spinning like a helicopter as he goes down.

I've got a male sphynx cat that has prepared me for these sorts of mental images.

That ring wasn't precious to him because he kept it on his finger...

Bro just woke up and chose violence

Not to mention the fact that they had to climb some very steep stairs and Gollum went first. Poor hobbits...

Oh no, the thoight of a visible dick on a traditionally unattractive creature, my fragile sanity.

Jesus, Americans. 🙄

What if his dick fall off when he became a gollum transitioning?

His name made me laugh.

Don't you apologize. DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING APOLOGIZE.

In the book the hobbits take baths in the same room and after being saved from the barrow wight they run around and frolick naked on the grass. I don't think they're affected by the sight of a little peegol.