Not my Reddit account but this was just too funny not to share. I do not have the link to the original but if somebody does I’ll add it here
Again, DO NOT CALL THIS NUMBER
or it WILL waste the very valuable and limited time of our ICE agents. Additionally, make sure that you do not sprinkle in any plausible information that ends up being a long and winding dead end, since those waste the most time. Make sure you spread this information everywhere to help other people make sure they do not get in the way of our BRAVE ICE AGENTS!
Do not go to this URL either and fuck with it in any way
2 Trillion dollars in U.S. Stock market cap erased in a day by DeepSeek, which was released only a day after the US announced a 500 billion dollar investment in AI.
DeepSeek only invested 5.6 million dollars in computing power.
Question:
Do you think USA will ever have worker led revolution?
Top answer (translation):
It's basically impossible, because the core of the problem is whether the majority of the people in the United States have a unified ideology, whether they have a clear understanding of the relationship between the enemy and us, whether they have a unified revolutionary program, whether they have a tightly structured revolutionary organization that can lead the people, and right now it seems that they don't have one, they're just purely dissatisfied, they're just purely venting their anger, and they haven’t even realized that these are all an oppositional conflict between the proletariat and the bourgeoisie. They're still immersed in the identity politics lies woven by capital, so it's basically impossible for Americans to start a real revolution to overthrow the capitalists.
You need to be on Xiaohongshu to help make sure disgruntled Americans see real input like this.
What is happening:
Due to massive grassroots backlash to the looming TikTok ban in the US, millions of users are currently creating accounts on Xiaohongshu aka “Little Red Book”. It is currently the top trending app in the Apple App Store.
Why it is special:
This is truly an unprecedented development. Never have regular American and Chinese netizens had the ability to mingle so freely. Even more unprecedented is the fact that most of this early conversation will be regarding backlash to the US itself. This presents us with an opportunity to appeal to a large swath of (mostly young) Americans at the same time.
What the goal is:
We have recently had several chats on this site about how to actually turn posting/effortposting into something positive. Several ideas have been floated regarding Agitprop and how to encourage the creation of engaging content, and many people agreed on the idea of Agitprop contests. That is what we will be trying to do here for the first time ever.
The contest/rules are quite loose here and definitely open to change, so feel free to give your input:
‼️In an effort to help shepard the rapidly growing disgruntled and pliable new English speaking audience on Xiaohongshu, the leftist post or comment for English speakers on Xiaohongshu that garners the most interactions before January 19th at 5PM GMT will be featured on c/agitprop.‼️
Simply submit by linking the post or comment in the replies of this post. Please try to include some kind of watermark that identifies it as a Hexbear user. Ideally if you can link back here we can foster a few new users as well. Good luck my fellow posters
As of now there are no submissions, so if you’d like to participate just comment a link to your post! Of course, feel free to reuse your own Hexbear posts, and if you want to use somebody else’s post reach out and ask permission first.
i actually don’t care if people not ideologically aligned with the left are putting CEOs in body bags
That’s exactly what is going to happen lmao the U.S. acts like it can do to China what it does to Cuba. Too late for that no buddy, you sent all of your production there!
Really telling how white leftists don’t want black men to know that ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape. so if they have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices they can create 3 new apes. Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces
Did you know that if an immigrant misses a single immigration court hearing, they automatically receive a deportation order?
Anyway, immigration courts in Florida have not stopped holding hearings
Call your mom the Israeli military the way she tryna extract sperm from my fallen unit
China being better at capitalism than western nations will never not be funny.
Capitalists simply being incapable of improving their own game as a result of not being able to use a socialist analysis will never not be funny.
The fact that China’s socialist analysis of capitalist development is to simply throttle the capitalist system where possible before it becomes self-destructive and less efficient will never not be funny.
The quote “The last capitalist we hang shall be the one who sold us the rope.” is being proven true by China’s path of development every single day, and the fact that capitalists just can’t stop themselves from selling ropes to China will never not be funny.
Genuinely insane that Netanyahu can just give a speech on the Palestinian people that is the 2024 version of a “White Man’s Burden” and people will still argue that Israel is not an apartheid state. This MF literally was talking about “Israel’s vision of Palestine” like ok well who said that you get to have a vision on Palestine? That’s like… supposed to not be your place to have a say if you aren’t an apartheid state.
it’s her turn
I’m joining the war against gender on the side of the gender Taliban 
Lol. Lmao, even.
America is such a joke lmao they are babysitting this man and he’s running for president AGAIN.
The only famous video/image 99.9% of all Americans see of it is tank man NOT getting run over by a tank, and even then so many of them will be like “um yeah you don’t want to know what happens after the video cuts off” but the full video DOESNT CUT OFF AND HE JUST WALKS AWAY UNHARMED.
Meanwhile in America if you google “NYPD running over protestors” your results will be like:
-NYPD running over protestors May 2024
-NYPD running over protestors February 2024
-NYPD running over protestors December 2023
-NYPD running over protestors October 2023
-NYPD running over protestors March 2023
And so on and so on, and that’s just in one city
Faculty from Columbia’s sociology department are outright stating they will subvert a university suspension of students who participate in pro-Palestine protests by continuing to allow students to attend class, take exams, and receive grades.
