Like hello, it’s my first day as a Standing School graduate, how am I doing? Any tips?

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[–] 55 points 5 months ago (1 child)

I can't get it out of my head that trump stands like he's the front half of a centaur

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  • [–] 29 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Puff that chest out, inverse the knee, hands awkward at the side, it's the Trump School Of Standing.

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  • [–] [S] 14 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    The hands look so awkward like curled but not relaxed curled

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    When I was 5 years old, I thought it was normal to walk around like how they did the walk animation for the characters in the original Masters of the Universe cartoon (which was just the janky 5-frame "running" animation, but slowed down). This reminds me of that, except there's no exasperated adult asking why the fuck you're doing that.

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  • [–] 28 points 5 months ago
    [–] 28 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Every person in that image has a bit of this illusion happening

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Spent about an hour looking into The Poggendorff Illusion because I've never seen it. Turns out I may be immune to that shit, I can't see the illusion, and that means the Trump human family stands in a far stranger manner because I can't make sense of what I see when I gaze upon their disturbing visages

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  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago

    We are Making Standing Great Again folks, like you wouldn't believe

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  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago

    The “standing at a weird angle trying to rinse your body without rinsing out your conditioner” pose on the far right, been there many times in the shower

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago*

    These ghouls are genuinely uncanny. I saw one of them on a strong psychedelic experience one time and damn near had a panic attack. Weird lookin "people" imo

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Imagine having unlimited money and dressing like that. Like at make the suits out of silk or something

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago

    performance enhancing digital image manipulation

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    They're built different

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    [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    doing succession cosplay on 200 budget

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Is this photoshopped?

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