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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

A scorpion got into my apartment somehow, I terminated it with extreme prejudice using a series of tactical yoga mat airstrikes

I did a settler colonialism

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't worry, if you, as the IOF, seen a hornet in your house just once, you would bomb the whole neighborhood for it, so even if you wanted, I don't think you can ever match the IOF in its response....

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

If @[email protected] directly tells ye and me that hornets are HAMAS, then, I suppose it is, in his situation...

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

The invasive kind of giant hornet, or just a really big normal hornet?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I think just a big normal hornet, sucker was like the size of two quarters.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

jesus christ thats fucking huge

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It could have been an invasive species then, but I didn't have the heart to kill it no matter how much bugs creep me out

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The invasive hornets kill native bees and eat them.

Also, this is what the invasive Asian Hornet looks like:

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

If it was the invasive kind, you should report the sighting to your local agriculture department. They need to track that sort of thing.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Are you in the Americas? There's rumors of them spreading in the Pacific Northwest.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Jesus. I used to get hornets inside my last place. They are scary fuckers.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Kindergarteners are more dangerous than hornets, let me see you try that on a kid before talking shit berdly-smug

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

haha, I wish.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

🫡 thank you for your service

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The biggest fucking bee I have ever seen in my life moseyed into our bedroom recently, genuinely enjoyed taking him outside. Diaper Lieutenants in the IOF could never.

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