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He's going to have a massive stroke in the middle of the vote count and die mere moments before squeaking out a 0.1% win against le bad orang man
Kamala will then sustain life-threatening injures in a coconut tree-involved incident
Trump promptly dies of a heart attack from shock while shidding and farding out his doo doo ass
Here's how Nikki Haley can still win...
Kamala just straight up says "I did not sign up for this bullshit" and forfeits the presidency to republicans, liberals literally explode from yelling yas queen so hard.
KHive horseshoe theory confirmed