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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (2 children)

How tall was Melania's bodyguard in the mid '90s?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Kid was born in 2006

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Great, now I feel even older.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

here we are... at the point where our parents once were.. thinking.. fuck i'm old, but i don't feel that old

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weird and scary. It'll happen to you!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I realised I was old the moment I didn't get Skibidi Toilet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

never heard of it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So you are old too then.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

yeah unfortunately

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I simultaneously relate to and don't relate to this comment. Like sure they change what "it" is all the time and I'm not where the kids are so I don't find out until months later, but I've always been pretty open minded so I never think it's weird and scary.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

farquaad-point boomer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You are as old as you feel you are.
In which case i have serious dissonance where my brain is telling me "18" but the back is screaming "70!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

If it makes you feel any better I'm only a couple years older than him and also can't wrap my mind around the fact '06 kids are 18 this year

Also idk if it's the hair and the suit but he looks like 28 here?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

It was Marla Maples with the bodyguard. Not enough conspiracy theories about Spencer Wagner's death. We should start one.