this country is so fucking cool

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    Sex dick? Really Oklahoma? Are you guys OK?

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago

    They want to ban porn because it might tempt those who desperately want to be one of the straights.

    But seriously, that congressman is so scared of being gay that they want everyone else to give up porn so they won't be challenged by easy dick.

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    I like that of all the states, Hawaii and Utah remain on-brand.

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  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

    I'm in Wyoming. There's only ten of us here. The goth search was mine. The rest didn't bother with PornHub after I explained that "bear sex" wasn't going to give them the result they were expecting.

    Idaho's "dildo ride" absolutely tracks. I have been wearing a Bad Dragon cap for weeks (it's an amazing hat) and it was a ~50 year old woman on the Idaho side of the mountain who recognized the logo.

    EDIT: I am not joking. The caps are sick.

    https://bad-dragon.com/products/caps

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Damn, that IS a killer hat. Almost tempted to get one myself. But having no other actual affiliation with BD, it would make things super, super awkward once someone actually recognizes the logo.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Nudist for Oregon and Sensual Sex for Washington make the PNW seem so wholesome and well adjusted. I wonder what BC is.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Is the car sex in Arizona because it's taboo to touch anything on the inside of a car in the summer? Like instead of the thrill of maybe getting caught that exhibitionists get, it's the danger of accidentally burning yourself on the metal clasp of a seat belt?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

    Shout out to Colorado. I'm wondering why Ohio's is "small dick" lol.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I live in CO and a guy once (well, several times for months) told me I should be a dominatrix, not realizing my disdain was mostly exclusive to him, not men in general, but now I'm thinking I missed out on a lucrative career option. Well dang.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Is it ever too late to cash in on being a dominatrix?

    No, I'm asking for real; I have no idea.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    I'm not actually sure, but I'll be 40 this year and I'm tired. I think I'd just end up being like, "yeah you were super bad, disobeying me and shit, your punishment is to fold the 4 loads of laundry I haven't dealt with this week." Also, there are a lot of things that can be dangerous in the hands of an amateur, and while I'm not opposed to hurting someone who wants it, I wouldn't feel comfortable until I'd done a lot of training and practice, and ehhhh. I'd rather do other things these days.

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    Actually looking at their other stats are shocking. Like I’m actually really surprised with how much lesbian content blows other searches out of the water women are significantly more likely to search it than men. Same for trans porn.

    Also props to milfs for being the number 2 search term. Mom bods really are having their day

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