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[–] [email protected] 233 points 11 months ago (10 children)

How the hell do you manage to get banned from dating apps?

[–] [email protected] 151 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There might be a link between the bans from dating apps and the "not been in a long-term relationship"...

[–] [email protected] 79 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Add another link to posting on 4chan. I'm sure they are just a SWELL.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

I feel like everything except their age can be traced back to no education.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sock With Exposed Lead Lining.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I'm still confused.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Stagnant Water Enhanced Laser Level

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (4 children)

There are plenty of otherwise normal, functional people on that website.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

Who are banned on dating apps?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You mean they are lurking moar.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I appreciate the throwback.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nobody who is well adjusted would tolerate the virulent racism for very long.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

That's largely concentrated to certain boards. At least it was years ago when some of the interest boards were worth visiting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

For example, /tg/ is a haven of tranquility, compare to the cancerous cesspool that is /pol/. I've never needed any of the other boards, frankly.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Usually being verbally abusive toward "females"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Why female is “in quotes”?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's a derogatory when used as a noun.

Previous poster put it in quotes to show that OP probably used it that way.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Who says "females" in that context? Usually a very specific subset of people who have "never been in a relationship" and make it other people's problem. Like, regular person would just say "women", hence OP quoting

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

All the disgusting hyoo-mons in this thread sound like they'd allow their feemales to wear clothes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Incels referring to women as females and likely a real chauvinistic attitude

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

"Hello bambinos"

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (3 children)

My wife's best friend has been banned a couple times and is waiting to appeal her tinder ban again.

Although often justifiable based on the ways these guys have acted/spoke to her, it's usually because she's super ruthless in her response. A guy got mad she wasn't interested in just being a booth call after she said she's there for dates too, said she was after a free meal (paying hadn't come up yet, and she always pays for herself unless a guy insists) and so she tore into him. And she's brutal. Another had ghosted her after rescheduling on the date twice and saying stuff came up and that he's busy (days after the fact, no check in or nothing) and so she told him that's some horse shit and that he's a little bitch that needs to get his life in order if he's gonna stand somebody up twice after begging for a second chance.

She definitely could be nicer sometimes, but from what I've read from her it's no different than how I see a lot of dudes talk on there, I think those guys just got their feelings hurt more than standard tinder girls do.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So someone who can't control their temper got banned. The system works.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

I can see why she's single LMAO

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I used to go to school with a lady that was perma banned from Tinder last year. My guess is she replied to creepy/perverted messages with enough hostility that they yeeted her straight off the platform.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

In all honesty I've gotten banned from a couple. Turns out they don't usually take account security super seriously. Stop using it for a bit, and suddenly it's sending out obvious scam bait messages lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Mental mal-adjustment

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I've literally been asking that question. A lot of people never get to know why they're banned.

Match Group owns the biggest ones, and sometimes people seem to get banned from all of them at once.

But Google Play Store also disallows installing dating apps for some people. Very unclear why, because there's no official word on them doing it.

Maybe it's for legitimate reasons, but given these companies dominance, I find it disconcerning.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You can also get banned from dating apps for not using them the way the app wants you to. For example not messaging people back or not swiping right enough on tinder.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

They shadowban you if you're ugly.